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"Need solar because climate emergunsy an we pay you!"

"Not only are we not going to pay you, but we will also turn them off if you use too much for y0urself."

Fuckin retards, this is PRECISELY what i predicted 10 years ago. The people telling you about 'earning money' by generating power at home, *ARE PAID TO SAY IT* everyone whi 'took advantage' of the rebate scheme as a consumer.... *have to pay out far more in maintenance than anyone else while not generating a single solitary cent of extra money*

Man ABC happy to pay out millions of dollars to 'independant researchers' to try and legitimise their propaganda...

But wont pay up a ransom demand for a pair of cultural icons.

What has this world come to.

PS. Something funky been going down with Archive.is for weeks. Suddenly it struggles to process 'get' requests and the archive keeps breaking.

Door slams open on a bar. Footsteps are heard but nothing is seen until a tiny man jumps up on the bar.

A man walks into the bar, looks at the tiny man, looks back at the barman and asks slyly... 'watchadoooooin?'

The barman grins and winks at the man, reaches behind the bar, brings out and slaps down on the counter, a tiny man sized piano for the tiny man sitting there.

The new patron is just bursting by now trying to hold his tongue pissing the tiny man right off to the point that he turns to the man looks him dead in the eye and yells in a booming loud voice,

"WHAT THE FUCK YAS WANT CUNT?"

...

"watchadoooooin?" Says the man sheepishly.

"TRYING TO WRITE A CONCERTO AND HAVE A QUITE DRINK! ITS A PUB YOU STUPID BASTARD, NOW FUCK OFF"

The man loses his grin, takes the hint, and sits down.

Most of the women here are getting paid, and its a nationally broadcast thing weekly.
Have been for decades and have always gotten coverage. Its also why women basketballers will never get paid (no audience)

No, neither do i.

Legit tho there are many questions id love to hear the answers for with this, and all of them involve '... the fuck did ...'

Come in with a load, sort my shit out got me smellies and bubblies ready, as im picking up my load i see someone dash in the door... I turn round and its a little Asian shitbag stuffing the big machine I'd just opened the door to load. Cunts already stuffed it that full door won't shut.

I'm not gonna get fired up over this shit so I just go lean nearby with my shit in hand.

Medium ones all being used one about a minute left with a guy sitting in the corner, Asian stuffs one small one full, and starts loading the second just as other dude gets up to grab his stuff.

Asian sees this and starts hovering between second small one and medium one being empties, with me standing behind other guy.

Cheeky mother fucker... literally as soon as other guy looks at me and nudges between me and Asian... Asian with hoverhand starts reaching around

I stand back and I'm like "Don't even fucking think about it..."

Dude finally realises he's just being a complete cunt now and stuffs second machine full.

Three machines, and all of them stopped dead about a second after he shot off into his car and took off. Overloaded. Won't wash shit anyway.

I've just come back 45 minutes later to stick my stuff in the drier and there's two sloppy messes on a table and one working machine... so someone's dealt with the retard.

What kind of street shitter built website is this?

Cmon maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

If youre thinking of going to any kind of gig at the Sidney Myer.... Went there for the first time Friday night with a permanently wheelchair bound client. just fucking dont. Its an absolute shitshow.

Especially if its with anyone disabled that needs permanent supervision.
The 'on site first come first served' disabled bays are verboten for permit holders, and the 'alternative' is the 10 minute taxi bays around the back. The claim of disabled bays, is at this point in time, just plain a lie to comply with disability legislation.
Literally got bounced around 4 different queues and watched the group we were meant to be lined up with get sent through a different gate. Gate staff had no fucking clue what was going on at any point, until the organiser (not the venue staff) sent people out to throw weight around and ask where guests were.
Venue is now cash free. Bar staff cant figure out how to deal with someone attempting to buy two 5 dollar ponchos with a 10 dollar note. There is absolutely no indication anywhere, that the place does not accept cash for anything.
Dont fucking bother with merch upsales... think my dude paid like $160 and got a fucking coles shopping bag with a 5 dollar fishing hat some stickers and a poster that was completely soaked through and destroyed before the sound check had finished.
The whole 'no bottles, no umbrellas, no backpacks' thing? yeah ignore it. We complied and regretted it the moment we walked in there and saw a sea of umbrellas backpacks and bottles.

Fuck that place. I mean honestly the only real reason any locals know about the place is Carols by Candelight on TV.... and literally every suburb in the city has their own, so why fucking bother at all?

Fucken.... heads would have already rolled if i was still in the same work i used to be... thered already be service contracts up for grabs on linkedin.

fuckin catbox ruining my moment...

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