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Construction/homesteader GOATS I need advice about a piece of property I own     (whatever)

submitted by Storefront to whatever 1 month ago

16 comments

Long story short, I bought this property many years ago with some grand plans that fell through. I have no idea what to do with it now. I DID try to sell it, but the offers came in so low it didn't make sense.

Property details: about an acre in mid eastern PA. The property has a cabin that is too close to the road and dilapidated. It has to be torn down. But the foundation should be able to remain (the house sticks out over the foundation). It's on the side of a mountain and a fairly steep grade. Very low taxes and no HOA.

There is an artesian well on the property pumping 30 gallons per minute of fresh sub-well line water. This is something I'd considered commercializing. I had the water tested and no arsenic. You can basically drink it right out of the ground. However, it needs to be diverted. Right now it's completely uncontrolled. So off the bat, this and the tear down will be my biggest costs.

I love the idea of creating a small pump house/bottling facility. I ran this idea by a company that makes mini robotics and we came up with a design that could house a mini pump/bottle plant in a 10x10 shed and produce 4000 water bottles per day approximately. My fantasy was initially to create this and then replicate it for other homesteaders who have natural springs or artesian wells on their properties.

Anyway, I have no desire to live in PA. But I do visit NY often and this would be an acceptable base. I like those tiny modern A frames. What would you do with this property.

Is my water mogul fantasy dumb? I do know Nestlé has bought a lot of property close to mine. So I'm not completely off base.

My budget is $0 lol. What would you do?

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This NYPost headline should be in the Louvre: "OnlyFans model who filmed herself urinating on grocery store food busted for hotel room pee spree — including on a Bible"     (news)

submitted by Storefront to news 1 month ago

11 comments

https://nypost.com/2025/04/17/us-news/nh-woman-who-filmed-herself-urinating-on-grocery-store-food-busted-for-hotel-room-pee-spree/?dicbo=v2-sD7EyFr

Jesus Christ what is next?
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Austin Metcalf's father escorted out of Anthony family press conference     (whatever)

submitted by Storefront to whatever 1 month ago

18 comments

Could it be he has been larping to get close to this nice young man? Pepperidge Farm hopes so:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uPUv-O4-yt8
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Was (((selnick))) the Signal leaker? Hegseth dismisses top DoD officials     (news)

submitted by Storefront to news 1 month ago

1 comments

https://www.legion.org/information-center/news/security/2025/april/third-pentagon-official-implicated-in-dod-leak-probe

Dreyfus affair 2.0?
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Disgusting BBLs     (ClownWorld)

submitted by Storefront to ClownWorld 1 month ago

51 comments

Saw a woman in the checkout this morning. Probably 10 years younger than me, with a giant BBL, waist liposucted to almost nothing, zero natural muscle tone, huge fake lips and reconstructed cheekbones. Hispanic, paid in cash with a big wad of disorganized cash. Yoga pants with the back seam tucked uncomfortably up the canyon between these two volleyballs.

I saw this look a little bit in NY but it is everywhere in Socal. It's so freakish and disgusting. She carried an air about her too, like she was a sophisticated rich woman.

Who the fuck likes this, and why do women put themselves through very dangerous surgery to achieve it? It's a disgusting look. I've seen a fair number of moms with it too. Can you imagine being the son of one of these whores and having to show your face in public?
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New Snow White starring Samuel L. Jackson     (movies)

submitted by Storefront to movies 1 month ago

1 comments

Finally the version that stays true to the German classic. 1

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x35-U9ctVwE
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Easter is my least favorite time of year at church     (Christianity)

submitted by Storefront to Christianity 1 month ago

7 comments

I'm probably being awful saying this, but I often hate Easter season at church. Noisy, crowded and an occasionally grotesque fashion show. Am I being unnecessarily bitter? I like my worship quiet and spare, and I'm not a fan of pastels.
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Shocking news: Karmelo (SIC) Anthony's spokesnog is a criminal     (news)

submitted by Storefront to news 1 month ago

4 comments

https://www.dallasobserver.com/news/dallas-activist-dominique-alexander-sentenced-to-prison-8642594

This is the spokesman for the Anthony family. Prison for beating his girlfriends 2 year old almost to death. More for probation violations and guess what fighting with a white cop.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=60rGaAmASqE&t=34s
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Stop having conversations with ChatGPT     (whatever)

submitted by Storefront to whatever 1 month ago

42 comments

These tech tools are not here to tell you anything, or be "right" or "wrong." They will always hold the biases of their designers. Stop wasting your time "arguing" with it. It's a machine. Use it to organize your more complex thoughts into neat lists. That's where it is useful. It is not meant to deliver true facts to you. Frankly people arguing over GPT results is fucking retarded.
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Coulter's law: white American students held for 2 weeks in occupied Denmark because of lies, idiocy of shitskin Uber driver     (news)

submitted by Storefront to news 2 months ago

7 comments

Tell me if you can find any mention of the race or nationality of this obviously retarded Uber driver. Im sure it means he's the shittiest of shitskins.
https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/15/europe/us-students-uber-driver-dispute-denmark-intl-latam/index.html
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The most depressing crime story of the decade: the murder of Madeline Soto     (news)

submitted by Storefront to news 2 months ago

4 comments

As a big true crime fan, I generally like stories with a lot of twists and intrigue. But one story has captured my attention in the worst way this past year, and I wanted to share it with you Goats because I think it's emblematic of our current society. And also because I've found it's led to me sinking into something of an existential depression (not in a bad way either).

I will try to do the TLDR of this case. But what makes it different is that it's a very very slow burn, and the end result is one's complete demoralization. More than any other case I've ever read, many of which can be boiled down to a procedural whodunnit, this case is best understood through its hours of interrogation footage. With this being the most important clip: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oJqSSPtJ3mU&pp=ygUcSmVubiBzb3RvIGRldGVjdGl2ZSBsb3NlcyBpdA%3D%3D

The crime: Madeline Soto was the only daughter of Jenn Soto, a single mom with a n'er do well boyfriend named Stephan Sterns (pronounced 'Stefawn' annoyingly). Neither worked, both were on disability for the usual crop of imagined ailments. Jenn was a bisexual pill abusing spic who constantly talks about her meds; Madeline was 13, failing out of school. Stephan collects tamagotchi pets and trading cards and is an enormous, smelly and useless pervert who is also addicted to pills. Stephan drops her off at school one day, Jenn goes to pick her up but turns out Madeline never arrived. After all, we discover Stephan killed her and dumped her body , had been abusing her horribly her since she was at least 8 according to thousands of pics and videos on his phone. Jenn is showed these pics, and even after that time still believes Stephan is a "good guy" and is oblivious to his disgusting abuse (most likely, she was complicit).

What is different about this case is the players. The shitskin mom is ultra liberal and neglected her daughter to constantly focus on her own "mental health" and other conditions. The boyfriend is a complete pedophile who supplied lazy mommy with pills and stole from his own parents. The girl lived her entire life in hell because of their disgusting, agonizing graft, sloth and degeneracy.

They are also both horrifically stupid, but with enough modern vocabulary to make you think they are human when speaking. Here is this disgusting chomo before his arrest: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ABSa8RqSdFY&t=221s&pp=ygUYU3RlcGhhbiBzdGVybnMgaW50ZXJ2aWV3

I think these two truly embody the utter horror I see in the world today. It's not a sharp violent horror, but a very slow descent into utter blindness and nothingness. These two represent the ultimate destination of debauchery and naked self interest, disguised as "self care" or self pity. Hearing these people describe their barely functional lives is astonishing to me, and has been rather conversely motivating. I want to find myself as far on the other end of the spectrum from these kinds of people. Knowing they exist and proliferate around me is a reminder that no matter how I may feel I am doing at any time, simply by facing harsh reality and protecting my children, I am opposing myself to this kind of behavior. This case has made me wonder how persistent this kind of harmful laziness has truly become.
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Economist: Europe is the real home of the free now     (news)

submitted by Storefront to news 2 months ago

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https://www.economist.com/europe/2025/04/10/the-thing-about-europe-its-the-actual-land-of-the-free-now?trk=feed-detail_main-feed-card_feed-article-content


The cope is very strong. So strong it gives me hope they know they are dying.
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Help me find a man     (whatever)

submitted by Storefront to whatever 2 months ago

227 comments

I simply can't take it anymore. I've been looking around for ages. Goats, help me find a man.

I am a decent looking Italian/Irish white woman. My husband died ten years ago and I've raised our kids well. They are white - he was Greek. They've been in Christian schools when I could afford it and conservative public schools when I couldn't. I work and have a very good education. I'm seeking a decent man, divorced, kids, fune - I'd love to be a great mother figure to more kids, and I love kids. I am an excellent cook and housekeeper in addition to my work outside the house. Someone already in Socal would be great as I help take care of my father, who is a disabled Navy veteran and lives here.

I take good care of myself, physically, financially, etc. And I'm genuinely looking for love.
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Bring Kilmar Home     (news)

submitted by Storefront to news 2 months ago

6 comments

What a fucking name this guy.
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Sex     (whatever)

submitted by Storefront to whatever 2 months ago

5 comments

It's underrated.
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The best of white women: Lois Gibson     (WhiteBeauty)

submitted by Storefront to WhiteBeauty 2 months ago

18 comments

I wanted to start a new series on the true greatness of white women, given how much shit we are given on here. These are true white women who have made a positive difference for white people due to their real skills.

Lois Gibson is a prolific criminal sketch artist. You may gasp at her sketches, taken from witness testimony, compared to the caught individual. With a complete disregard for wokenesd and a sole focus on her artistic ability, Lois has helped capture countless criminals.

She is a former model and holds the Guiness World Record for most criminals caught through sketch work. Most of them are/were black, as is the trajectory of crime in the US.

https://www.instagram.com/historycoolkids/p/DIC2gyHu9MG/


https://images.app.goo.gl/cdfxE


https://www.houstonpublicmedia.org/articles/news/2015/08/25/213079/forensic-sketch-artist-understands-victims-desire-for-justice/?amp=1
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My new favorite conspiracy theory - Venezuelans are in the US because the CIA used them in the Mueller investigation     (news)

submitted by Storefront to news 2 months ago

5 comments

So this one I have *some* personal knowledge of and can put 2x2 together. The recent crackdown on Venezuelan gangs in America has many wondering why these groups were even able to escape the country, which is fairly locked down. We don't see Cubans in the same volumes as we do Venezualans, and yes, Island vs. Land but it's still suspicious from a country with tight border.

During the 2016 election, Russian *trolls* aka Intel officers outsourced a great deal of volume work to Venezuela and Venezuelan gangs. Undoubtedly, those troll farms weren't only utilized by the Russians. And much of the data used by the Mueller investigation to prove the Russian conspiracy came from these 3rd party connections.

Fast forward to reports today many tren gang bangers were filtered into the US through back channels and allowed to set up shop here with impunity.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/04/leaked-documents-show-how-biden-regime-secretly-allowed/

I think these were assets, used to set up the Russiagate conspiracy (which like all good scams was based on the partial truth that Russia was outsourcing cybercriminal activity to Ven).

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My new stupid theory: China is on the brink of a total collapse and will enter a new dark age in the next year     (news)

submitted by Storefront to news 2 months ago

26 comments

Like the Great Depression, housing crisis, Bernie Madoff, a precipitating black swan financial event (tariffs, market crash) will unveil China to be one great big overpopulated potemkin village.

The population having been brainwashed into alternating submission and extreme warlike violence will attack itself. The US, realizing war with China is unnecessary will glass Iran out of boredom.
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Time to Wake up     (Jews)

submitted by Storefront to Jews 2 months ago

3 comments

It's time to Wake up.
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Stocks go up, stocks go down.      (whatever)

submitted by Storefront to whatever 2 months ago

4 comments

So do fags. Cohencidence?
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The exquisite religious artwork of Giovanni Gasparro - beyond 'blood libel'     (WhiteBeauty)

submitted by Storefront to WhiteBeauty 2 months ago

13 comments

Many are familiar with the Italian artist Giovanni Gasparro because of his portrait depicting Jewish religious scholars involved in a blood libel ritual, but for the Christians on here, it's worth beholding some of his many, many other works.

He is especially known for his detailed and evocative depiction of hands and other anatomical features. His glowing portraits of Christ and the Apostles communicate such incredible feeling.

I like sharing his many artworks with friends and family without revealing the controversial (((anti semitic))) painting he is best known for (you can view it here for sale as a reprint: https://www.paintingstar.com/giovanni-gasparro-martirio-di-san-simonino-da-trento-s207159.html).

Many "critics" have come to be harshly critical of Giovanni as pedestrian or there such terms. But for those who despair about the present and future of white art and creation, I think his works show incredible optimism and beauty.

https://www.giovannigasparro.com/en/
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Imagine having an IQ lower than 60     (whatever)

submitted by Storefront to whatever 2 months ago

21 comments

This gives a person the emotional and psychological state of a 7-8 year old of average (IQ 100) intelligence. Yet numerous countries in Africa have an average IQ score on or well below this average. Some are in the 40s, making them on par with toddlers in developed nations. These individuals would have difficulty communicating, retaining information for more than few days and managing even the simplest of life matters. It would be considered cruel if not ridiculous to try to train a group of first-graders to create an aquaduct then leave them to "do it themselves" for survival.

For those with children, imagine putting them in charge of your household at age 6. Washing dishes, walking the dog, God forbid driving the car or obtaining groceries. Where I grew up, it was common for 11 or 12 year olds to do the grocery shopping, but not even their little brothers. Preparing even simple meals over heat or starting a fire would be out of the question. Asking them to take part in morality plays is necessary for their development into adults but often futile.

I find it an astonishing that many can't simply recognize the horrific reality of entire countries of adults with the brain capacity of toddlers attempting to run themselves in any organized way. Imagine being someone with a sub-60 IQ. The frustration of trying to exist beyond the most simple of tasks. Seeing out of eyes that can't fathom what's in front of them, using a mouth that can't communicate and hands that can't coordinate. Liberalism is cruelty, to the whites who have to pretend this isn't the reality and the Africans who can't grasp it's the reality.

Lowest World Average IQs

Congo, Democratic Rep….64.92
Congo Republic…………..62.97
Gabon……………………..62.97
Central African Rep………62.55
Togo……………………….59.83
Mali………………………..59.76
Mauritania………………..59.76
Malawi…………………… 59.70
South Sudan………………58. 61
Cote d’Ivoire………………58.16
Ghana……………………..58.16
Guinea…………………….53.48
Cabo Verde………………..52.50
Gambia ……………………49.78
Liberia……………………..45.07
Sierra Leone……………….45.07
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Job hunting is bullshit     (whatever)

submitted by Storefront to whatever 2 months ago

54 comments

Technology has made job hunting one of the most demoralizing experiences imaginable. Just a rant. It's so ineffective, exhausting and is seemingly designed to wear you down so that you feel extreme gratitude for any scraps of feedback you receive. Endless interviews and mechanical systems that would be much more efficient with humans in charge.

Im lucky im old enough to have already been completely demoralized, then remoralized by my own awakening, otherwise this might send me spiraling into depression.
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Time to Wake Up     (whatever)

submitted by Storefront to whatever 2 months ago

0 comments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWdv5d8otkY
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My daughter asked me "the question" today ...     (whatever)

submitted by Storefront to whatever 2 months ago

43 comments

As I was cleaning the kitchen and listening to a WWII documentary.

"Mom, what did Hitler do exactly?"

Sit down, dear. We have much to discuss.