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Nosferatjew
Member for: 4.3 years

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Well, my niggas... it is broad fucking DAYLIGHT here, only a few clouds, and it is SNOWING!     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 months ago

7 comments

w in tf

Dogs be all like, "Let us in! We can see through the window that you're eating!"
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Remember that Delta plane that rolled upon landing in Toronto? And how Delta was all hush hush about the pilot? WELL GUESS WHAT...     (x.com)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 months ago

11 comments

*IT WAS A 26YO UNQUALIFIED WOMAN*

This is my shocked face:

•__•

Another point for us evil bigoted sexists!

Edit: I'm trying to find more info about this, but Google is the gay, and not being very helpful. So, I'll just post some links. I don't know how good these sources are, so, use your own judgement with this shit.

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/who-is-kendal-swanson-why-everyone-thinks-she-was-responsible-for-delta-flight-turning-upside-down-in-toronto/articleshow/118428652.cms

This is where I found the twitter link in the OP:

https://www.msn.com/en-in/public-safety-and-emergencies/traffic-and-transportation-incidents/what-we-know-of-the-pilots-of-delta-plane-that-crash-landed-in-toronto/ar-AA1zoISh

This article details the nature of the crash itself a bit better than most explanations I've seen:

https://www.thetimes.com/world/canada-world/article/toronto-plane-crash-female-copilot-lsvtphbv9

Pic of the pilot taken at the scene of the crash posted to reddit:

https://files.catbox.moe/npycpd.jpeg

https://www.reddit.com/r/libsofreddit/comments/1iuo886/dei_hire_kendal_swanson_flew_a_delta_crj900_into/?rdt=59720
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Absolute chad crushes it on the drums.     (youtu.be)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 months ago

3 comments

That is one proud Dada.
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Jewlinski is such a whiny little bitch. He acts likes a spoiled, entitled child...     (x.com)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 months ago

55 comments

I'm glad to see Trump and Vance are not kissing his ass and sucking his little cocklet. As always though, we'll see how this all plays out.
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What's a good name for a big, friendly, male, outdoor-only, tabby cat, who expertly makes a living eating mice?     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 months ago

38 comments

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What's with people mispronouncing the word "similar" as "sim-yuh-ler"?     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 months ago

34 comments

I can understand a lot of mispronounciations, but this one seems extra egregious. Is this a nigger thing? I've heard non-nigs make this mistake too, plenty, but is the non-nig pattern of mistakes directly influenced by exposure to niggerspeak?
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Many times, I've heard someone refer to a man, disparagingly, as a "baby-man", but I have never heard anyone refer to a woman as a "baby-woman".     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 months ago

4 comments

That's all. Just a thought that entered my mind this morning.
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I heard yalls niggas like plane crashes... well here ya go!     (x.com)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 months ago

2 comments

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If animals were ranked on the basis of their situational awareness, woodpeckers would easily be in the top 5.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 3 months ago

6 comments

Little fuckers...
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If there are 30,000,000 illegals in the US, which I think is a low estimate, more than 20,000 of these invaders would need to be deported each day if we are to get them all out in 4 years.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 4 months ago

47 comments

Is this going to happen? *CAN* this even happen? 20,000/day is an awful lot.
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"Shut up bitch. You'll speak when you're spoken to."     (x.com)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 4 months ago

10 comments

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"Lots of girls born last year."     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 4 months ago

4 comments

Why do women say this kind of shit?

"Lots of people driving during rushhour last Friday."

"It's really dirty outside today."

"Lots of sunsets so far this year."

Ok, I made up those three, but the quote in the title was, in fact, spoken to me this morning, and I just can't figure out why anyone would feel the need to say this.
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I just watched a Golden Eagle soar, fast with the wind, between two strands of the barbed wire fence around my pasture, while chasing another big raptor away from it's hunting grounds.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 4 months ago

8 comments

Very impressive to see from relatively close. The whole encounter took place between about 50 and 100 yards away. Started with an aerial fight, and ended with a high speed chase, aided by a pretty good wind. Once the trespasser was gone, the Eagle did a 180 into the wind, hovered over our pasture for moment, and then dropped, probably onto a gopher.

The bird show here is excellent.
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My toddler son has a little speech impediment...     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 4 months ago

12 comments

I told him to say "spaghetti", and he said "faghetti".

I lol'd. The wife did not lol.
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Welp, catbox is gay again. Might be my browser, or my ISP. Idk.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 4 months ago

6 comments

Whatever.
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Roses are red, viorets are brue.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 4 months ago

5 comments

Dog taste rear good.
You pay firty darra.
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I just showed this to my wife to help explain this TikTok (((shutdown))), and I figured you niggers might also benefit from having a link to this video.     (www.instagram.com)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 5 months ago

7 comments

Sorry for the gay insta link. This is what I was able to find quickly.
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I know a dog that chases her tail a lot...     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 5 months ago

1 comments

And, honestly guys, it looks pretty fun.
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What's with women not understanding GFIs?     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 5 months ago

28 comments

"The hair dryer isn't working. Can you look at it? I think it's broken."

"It's probably just the GFI. Just hit the reset button."

"G..F..what? I'm pushing the button on the hair dryer, but it's not working!"

"No no. The GFI, the outlet. Just hit the reset button."

"Yeah, it's plugged in. I'm not that stupid."

"The outlet, it has 2 buttons on it. Do you see the 2 buttons?"

"It says 'high', 'low', and 'turbo'."

"The the hair dryer. I'm talking about the outlet."

"...can you just come here and look at it. It's still not working."

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So, I'm sitting here, preparing to enjoy a banana (by eating it... obviously), and it hits me...     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 6 months ago

13 comments

"Peeling" means the same thing as "unpeeling".

wtf
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An experience I had this morning reminded me of a joke... What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quick sand?     (Jokes)

submitted by Nosferatjew to Jokes 6 months ago

5 comments

Quatro cinco.
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It occurred to me this morning, that helicopters do not have bathrooms.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 6 months ago

21 comments

I wonder how often this leads to, you know, *a problem*.
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So, I recently discovered an unexpected, partially unsurprising, and partially pleasing facet of clown world...     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 7 months ago

13 comments

I took a Delta flight, first class of course :P, and some frumpy peasant (White female) from the cattle car (coach) walked right through the curtain and used the first class restroom. I told the *stewardess* (some retarded looking liberal slag with a trans flag pin and a name tag she must have borrowed from a gay coworker named Warren), and *she* said, "Delta really doesn't like it when we tell them they can't use the first class restroom". I knew she agreed with my sentiment though, not just because of her tone, but because... and here's the best part...

Just like 15min before this, some retarded nigger walked up into first class, apparently looking for a vacant restroom. In all his niggardly brilliance he tried to open one of the cabinets in the service area next to the restroom, presumeably because he was just too retarded to differentiate between a cabinet and a full-height man door, probably just looking for some sweet first class loot though. Well, the same stewardess from the first half of this story asked what he was looking for, to which he said something along the lines of "baffroom", and *she* told that dumb nigger that the bathroom was back behind the curtain, in the coach section.

*Get to the back of the airbus, nigger.*

I found this pair of incidents to be both disppointing and refreshing.
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There are still maskfags.     (whatever)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 7 months ago

50 comments

I can see five masked up boomers from where I'm sitting. It's always the boomers, and usually the females. Retards.
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Trump presents his Nationalist ideas for America's 250th anniversary: year long Great American State Fair, and The Patriot Games... sounds pretty good tbh     (youtu.be)

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 7 months ago

9 comments

>"250 years of American independence"

...from...?

Maybe this was a dog whistle about doing a *#*110andneveragain? lol I wish.