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This isn't me trying to sound like a badass, just sharing what happened since you guys might find it amusing. No, I wasn't carrying.

Store was crowded. I just needed a couple items so I didn't have a cart or basket. I was coming out of one aisle and turning right into the next one. This big nigger was pushing his cart past me. After walking by he ooked, "Hey!" I turned around and said, "Sup?"

Nig: "You don't need to be gettin' so close to me."
Me: "I wasn't close to you."
Nig: "You brushed against mah bags uh chips!"
Me: "Nah, man. I didn't touch your chips."
Nig: "You can't be gettin' up in mah personal space!"
Me: "Wasn't in your space. Just walk away, man."
Nig: "There wasn't enough room for both of us there!"
Me: "Actually there was, if you were too close to me then you had room to move over."

LOL, imagine a nigger trying to lecture someone on manners and personal space. He was already on defcon 2 chimpout but instantly turning his words against him sent him into his full on nigger moment.

Keep in mind this dude was big, like 6'5" and probably 260 or 270 lbs. He could have killed me if he wanted. Basically from there the ape was getting angrier and louder. People around us were watching. There was more back and forth of him claiming I was too close and me telling him nope and to go walk it off. I kept eye contact the whole time and raised my voice to match his volume. I chuckled at his repeated whining about "mah personal space." Eventually he got closer to me and did the usual nigger routine.

Nig: "I could smack your punk ass!"
Me: "You're not going to do anything."
Nig: "Fuck you, smiling like a bitch!"
Me: "So you're claiming I was too close to you and now you're getting in my personal space. Just walk away, bro."

After some more ooga booga he finally decided to walk away in frustration. "Man, fuck you!" I told him I hope his day gets better. He muttered something to himself and stormed off. Saw him later by checkout and he wouldn't make eye contact with me. I like to imagine that nigga was fuming inside about me not giving him the opportunity to act on his impulses.

Honestly don't think I brushed against anything in his cart - if I did it was too trivial for me to notice. Best I recall he did have room to move over if he wanted - typical antisocial nigger entitlement priming them to look for a fight. He didn't get what he wanted so he stomped away b/c niggers have the emotional maturity of toddlers at best.

I'd say I handled it pretty well, but you goats might say differently. Stood my ground, didn't acknowledge anything he was crying about, matched his volume to a certain point without yelling or actually being angry. I was surprisingly calm and confident, probably because I knew he wouldn't do jack with 1-2 dozen witnesses. I was relaxed but also didn't relax if that makes sense.

Funnily enough yesterday in the [discussion of a video of some zogbot turning a nigger into swiss cheese](https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=667dcbcc4aced#comment_667df21c0f8ab) I was wondering if maybe my hatred for niggers was making me into what I hate. Sometimes it's nice to get a first-hand refresher on what we're dealing with.

Anyway, that nigger is probably going to beat the shit out of his pitbull, kids, and/or baby mama later today.

One time Jesse Jackson traveled to Rome to attend a long-anticipated meeting with the Pope. They decided to take a small boat into the sea and discuss a variety of sociopolitical issues around the world.

Near the end of their discussion the weather turned darker and there was a powerful storm. The boat nearly capsized in the strong winds, and the Pope fell out into the water. Strong currents pushed the Pope further and further away as he struggled with all his might to not drown.

Then a miracle happened. Jesse Jackson stepped out of the boat and, rather than becoming submerged, walked along the surface of the water towards the Pope. He pulled the old man up and carried him back to the boat while still walking on water. The Pope was eternally grateful and could not believe what he had just witnessed.

The next day newspaper headlines across the globe said, "NIGGER CAN'T EVEN SWIM."

I will celebrate Jumeteempf by shitposting on Upgoat.

The entire (((Senate))) and all but 14 (((Representatives))) voted for this niggerfaggot holiday. All these nigger loving kikes and zionist deserve to get necklaced.

If questioning Israel is tantamount to pouring gasoline on the fires of anti-Semitism, I want to drop ten thousand nukes on those fires and another ten thousand on Israel directly.

It's true for the beaners and beaneritas. Dudes are either super skinny with embarrassingly loose, baggy clothes or they're disgusting fat fucks - bean poles or bean bags. The women especially are mostly overweight, and they're damn sure to show as much skin when outside in warm weather so everyone can know how fat they are.

Same with the kids. Most of them are super fat. Mexicans need to stop deep frying everything they eat - taquitos, chimichangas, sopapillas, churros... everything they consume is saturated with lard.

And because the spics keep invading the US, guess who gets to pay for their angioplasty and bypass surgeries? You lucky goats, that's who.

tl;dr - deranged monster teaches 5-year-old sonthat he can pick his gender, has him on puberty blockers by age 10.

https://twitter.com/CKnightWrites/status/1626562364651999232

DOTR when?

From yesterday's post - https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=663f7256a937b

This isn't a joke post intended for mockery. Just look at that face and imagine what went through this woman's head in the final moments of her life.

"Somebody please put pressure on the wound... please..."

Imagine how many trials and tribulations she overcame throughout her life, only to be stabbed by a shitskin then bleed out in the street surrounded by useless shitskin gawkers who did nothing except wipe her mouth with a napkin.

Fucking hell, man.

I bet he has the same bumper sticker.

I saw this recently but it's an older video. When the guy sees the bear you can hear the absolute terror in his voice before he starts screaming and fighting. In the video description he wrote that he sprained his hand but the way he hit that rock a few times I thought he'd have broken it.

Mama bear thought she was protecting her cub which you can see on the ground a couple times.

I sure as hell do. Retards have no spatial awareness. They could cross an intersection and not hear the screeching tires of a car heading right for them. Always plugged in and oblivious to the world around them. They are so uncomfortable with their own thoughts that they have to drown out any internal monologue with podcasts, shitty music, or audiobooks. Never a moment of reflection or introspection.

I just want to flick those stupid little air pods out of their ears and force them to acknowledge the world around them.