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When you find Master_Foo's truck out in the real world

submitted by PoundOfFlesh to whatever 1 weekMay 10, 2024 01:30:13 ago (+6/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/i8l8v3.png

I bet he has the same bumper sticker.


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[ - ] The_Reunto 2 points 1 weekMay 10, 2024 06:59:53 ago (+2/-0)

For anyone that doesn't get the reference, Jesus was a Jewish carpenter.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1 weekMay 10, 2024 07:21:14 ago (+1/-0)

Is ironic or symbolic that he lived by the wood and died by the wood?

[ - ] The_Reunto 2 points 1 weekMay 10, 2024 08:38:21 ago (+2/-0)

I mean, there definitely is some irony in executing a carpenter using a wooden cross.

Some symbolism in there too. A carpenter is one that removes, shapes, and reconnects pieces of tree. There Biblical references to being removed from and/or grafted into the tree of life. In that sense, the carpenter bit plays into those symbols.

The cross itself is referenced as a tree. Jesus is called the fruit of Mary's womb. In that sense Jesus is a fruit that hangs from a tree. His mortal frame was the fruit that hangs from the tree of life.

If you wind that back into Gen 3:22, after Adam (mankind) ate from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, God throws them out of the garden of Eden to prevent them from eating from the tree of life unworthily. By the redemptive sacrifice of Christ, this opened the door for humanity being able to once again partake in the fruit of the tree of life, unto everlasting life.

Long story short: Jesus as a carpenter definitely carries symbolism.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1 weekMay 10, 2024 17:15:30 ago (+1/-0)

I would get hired by a Jewish carpenter.
Get paid by the Jewish fucker to construct they/them's crucifix?
I'll do it!

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 0 points 1 weekMay 10, 2024 19:50:53 ago (+0/-0)

I'd build them a small gas chamber, wooden doors and all. Just like the old days.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 1 point 1 weekMay 10, 2024 04:05:01 ago (+2/-1)

Nah, his says "your boss is a jewish carpenter, cuck"

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1 weekMay 10, 2024 02:24:48 ago (+1/-0)

Lol. Doubt.

I have faith (lol) that Foo don't swing that way

I got a decal on my truck, but it's no fuckin bumper sticker. My truck is blacked out from tint to rims, and It's marked with the flag of Edward Teach, you may know him as Black Beard.




[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1 weekMay 10, 2024 17:16:38 ago (+0/-0)

I disappointed you buddy, read my response.

Heil Odin! o/

[ - ] HowDoYouDoFellowNiggers 0 points 1 weekMay 11, 2024 00:52:41 ago (+0/-0)

@master_foo truly is a homosexual faggot homo