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PeckerwoodPerry
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Here I am again, covered in my own blood and making a damn mess.     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.1 years ago

33 comments

Busted my big toe open moving shit barefoot. Again. Fuck this fucking thing won't stop bleeding.
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Some blacks pay reparations for niggers.     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.1 years ago

10 comments

Let me unpack this for y'all. I have to deal with these creatures every day. I work a job that happens to have a tip cup out. I work another job that doesn't. These blacks know that niggers are making them look bad. They're overly nice, polite, and here's my strongest evidence, they tip really well. I witnessed it tonight. One thing you might not know about niggers is that they always talk to each other, wether they know each other or not. If you're an uppity, "high class" nigger, of decent social standing a ghetto ass nigger will try to talk to you as if you're cut from the same social class. It's fucking wild to witness them look down on each other, refreshing really.

Anyway, these fully americanized one's tend to over tip. The niggers just nig, as expected. I have a working theory that some of these creatures are starting to understand what shame is, and they're tipping more because of it.

They all have to go back, just an observation I've had to think about recently.
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Dial Gay?     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.1 years ago

1 comments

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Florida passed permitless carry of a concealed weapon.     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.1 years ago

37 comments

I'm of the opinion that free men don't ask for permission but it's still pretty cool. Goes into effect July 1st.
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Just told a fucking street shitter to stop trying to chat up my wife.     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.1 years ago

38 comments

Here's the scene: It's our local convince store. Indian owners, they own a ton of stores in town. Generally nice people, smell bad but work constantly. They got a new meat sack to work the counter. Northern Indian, blue eyes shit skin. Long story short, he's been trying to chat up my wife over the past couple weeks. She tells me she's uncomfortable with these interactions. Too many personal questions. Told that fucker, asked him if he knew who she was and he nodded yes. Told him he needs to stop doing that shit. Fear in his eyes. I paid for my beer and now my wife can't sit down without sliding. I'll be god damned if some cow worshipping, street shitting, H1b visa mother fuckers is gonna get his fuckin jollies talking to my wife. Find your own retard, retard.
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New level of retardation.     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.2 years ago

58 comments

Had this fucking chink come into the place I work yesterday wear a mask he fashioned out of plastic wrap and paper towels. I laughed at him and told him he didn't have to wear it in here. Fucker went out to his car and took it off instead of, I dunno throwing it away? He was super fucking strange though. Ordered his food to-go, right? When it was ready he asked if we could just hold on to it behind the counter for a bit. I thought he had to run an errand or something real quick. Nope, he sat in the dining area for like ten minutes with a blank expression on his face. Just as it was getting uncomfortable, he came and asked for his food. Did this zipperhead take it to-go? Fuckin no. Sat there and ate it, threw his trash on the floor, and zipped outta there so fast you'd think he forgot he left his cat in the oven.

I'm not positive that I wasn't being fucked with.
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When feeding redpills, try this     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.2 years ago

5 comments

Preface anything socially controversial with something like "everyone knows that..." or "It's pretty widely accepted that..." or "Most people realize that..."

We're fighting the father of modern marketing here, and the rest of his deranged tribe.
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My Island      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.2 years ago

35 comments

Been a fucking rough week. This is the only place in my yard I feel alone. I'm fucking tired in all the ways a man can be. I'm just going to sit here, sip beer, and try to understand why the outside world isn't like my Island.
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Let's just upvote the shit out of GradeA     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.2 years ago

23 comments

Hear me, here. He wants downvotes so he can hate masturbate. Let's take that away from him. If his goal is to lose an internet popularity contest, let's make sure he wins it instead.
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To hell with bugs, I'm cooking up a ribeye, mashed potatoes, and some boiled cabbage tonight.     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.2 years ago

28 comments

Fuckin stoked for dinner. It'd be a little better if it was made for me, but I'm working on that. It's been a long day, and Perry has to fucking eat.
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Based Musician Foundring has been shoah'd from jewtube     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.2 years ago

11 comments

Bro. If you're here, and I think you are, don't let the kikes get you down.
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Who here is aware that conspirolgist is dyslexic?     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.3 years ago

24 comments

He claims everyone here knows that. Today is the first time I've heard of it. Maybe I'm not paying attention, but I suspect that multiple people use that account.

Y'all know I don't dramafag, not much at least. When I see what looks and smells like bullshit, I'm gonna try to make sure the real users don't step in it.
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Fever     (youtu.be)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to music 2.3 years ago

2 comments

Try not to fall in love, fellas. I called dibs on the redhead.
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That helmet is coming home with me tomorrow.     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.3 years ago

7 comments

Aww damn, this isn't anonymous
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Never Learn - The Devil Makes Three     (youtu.be)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to music 2.3 years ago

3 comments

If you only listen to one song today, make it this one. Listen to the damn lyrics.
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Why did National Socialist Germany plaster the swastika everywhere?     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.3 years ago

27 comments

It seems strange that I don't know the answer to this. Germany was a very modern country, but they nearly overnight adopted an ancient symbol as a representation of themselves. How and why did this come about?
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I fucked up yesterday.      (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.3 years ago

84 comments

I dumped out my canoe about a mile off shore in the gulf of Mexico. That water is fuckin cold right now. I lost my phone and my wallet. I'm currently a man with no name. I bought a new phone, but that other shit has to wait.

As a side note; it's no small task to right a canoe in chin deep water. I was bordering on hypothermia when I finally made it home, soaking wet and cold as a witches tit.
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Shaved my beard off for the first time in a decade      (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.4 years ago

21 comments

Left the moustache. People are telling me I look like Burt Reynolds. It's wet though. Got up to take a piss last night, looked in the mirror and was wondering who that dude holding my dick was.
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Money Game pt. 2 - Ren     (youtu.be)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to music 2.4 years ago

0 comments

I gotta share this with you niggers. I don't usually like hip hop but I've been jamming out on this lately
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Y'all ever eat kohlrabi?     (whatever)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.4 years ago

22 comments

It's fucking good. Looks like a radish fucked a turnip green, tastes like a cabbage fucked a potato. Highly recommend.
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Burning away the old year      (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.4 years ago

11 comments

Happy new year fuckers. Hope you and yours have a great 2023
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Ren - Tale of Screech and Jenny (full)     (youtu.be)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.4 years ago

0 comments

This is a modern day bards tale. It hit me like a ton of bricks. Hopefully you guys like it.
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You gotta check this out bros     (youtu.be)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.4 years ago

4 comments

Norse history at it's finest
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Incantation - David Hicken     (youtu.be)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to music 2.4 years ago

1 comments

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This guy knows what's up.     (youtu.be)

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 2.4 years ago

6 comments

White, Angelo-Saxon talks of the decline of Whites by various niggers.