My new phone wouldn't let me type nigger so I holocausted autocorrect.
I would type nigger and when i looked it was something else and so i would change it BACK to nigger and autocorrect would not allow it and immediately changed it to something else.
I like black cats as much as any cat, possibly more due to their stealth ability. I was just making a nigger joke.
My favorite cat ever was pitch black and built like a panther. It used to escort me to grade school. Ruled the neighborhood.
Dogs would avoid it. RIP Jasper
Progress? I can now see myself but nobody else does... autoupdate started working
10:24 am DrstrangestgovHello dere!
10:26 am DrstrangestgovWelcome to the demilitarized zone
10:32 am oyveyo test icles
10:32 am oyveyo !!!
10:32 am oyveyo I'M BACK AGAIN
10:33 am oyveyo ...until i'm not
10:34 am Gowithit I wonder if system fixed oyveyos issue
10:34 am oyveyo the hyperlinks are working again i see
10:35 am Gowithit I'm seeing blank spaces but I don't have anyone blocked
10:35 am oyveyo very funny
10:35 am Gowithit Oh look links work again
10:36 am JohnGaltsPetRooster chat was broken more than usual?
10:36 am JohnGaltsPetRooster I missed it
10:36 am oyveyo AM I INVISIBLE?
10:37 am oyveyo *heads to women's shower room*
10:37 am oyveyo Press 1 if you can read this
edit: nvm they were fucking with my head. Seems to be working at the moment
8:46 am FacelessOneLol
8:46 am FacelessOneI know who broke chat
8:47 am FacelessOneBut global chat was most affected
8:53 am Eliack Give us the name
8:54 am Eliack So i can kiss that bastard, because this chat is frankly cancer
8:54 am Gowithit so is your english
9:34 am JohnGaltsPetRoosteroyveyo is the devil
9:35 am JohnGaltsPetRoostereliack, I thought we agreed you would try very hard to be less retarded
9:35 am JohnGaltsPetRoosterIs this your idea of "try very hard", son?
The chat is not auto-updating... i have to manually refresh
I wondered the same thing. I recently got a new phone that has 4 cameras and so I researched why and here is what I learned:
One of them is super-high resolution but doesn't work well in low-light scenarios.
Another is a medium-resolution but works very well in low-light and has a wider dynamic range.
The third one has a short focal length and is used for things that are very close.
These 3 are combined with software to generate the "best" image possible, and you can override this blend if you want to exploit the strength of the individual cameras.
The fourth camera is the one on the front.
Some phones also have portals that look like cameras but are actually sensors for proximity or lux levels.
The reason they use multiple fixed-focus lenses is because of cost and space. Yes, you could do it all with a single CCD but you add complexity with lense focus and iris hardware and that costs more and you can't fit that into a slim phone case.
>some users get logged out constantly
>room commands don't always work
>room special content doesn't load
>/remove command disabled because bugged
>changing networks locks you out
I'm keeping my fingers crossed that system is also rewriting chat code from scratch.
See also https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=672e569b354e4
oyveyo 10 points 1 month ago
My new phone wouldn't let me type nigger so I holocausted autocorrect.
I would type nigger and when i looked it was something else and so i would change it BACK to nigger and autocorrect would not allow it and immediately changed it to something else.
nigger nigger nigger niggef
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oyveyo 1 point 1 month ago
paul, did you write this article?
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oyveyo 1 point 1 month ago
Mandella Effect
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oyveyo 2 points 1 month ago
Is an apple an orange?
Is Elon Musk a toaster oven?
Is grass causing cancer?
Is rain made of sand?
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oyveyo 11 points 1 month ago
Pepperidge Farms remembers when Sweden was known for blondes with big titties.
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oyveyo 4 points 1 month ago
Are you having a stroke?
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oyveyo 3 points 1 month ago*
I like black cats as much as any cat, possibly more due to their stealth ability. I was just making a nigger joke.
My favorite cat ever was pitch black and built like a panther. It used to escort me to grade school. Ruled the neighborhood.
Dogs would avoid it. RIP Jasper
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oyveyo 1 point 1 month ago
Progress? I can now see myself but nobody else does... autoupdate started working
10:24 am DrstrangestgovHello dere!
10:26 am DrstrangestgovWelcome to the demilitarized zone
10:32 am oyveyo test icles
10:32 am oyveyo !!!
10:32 am oyveyo I'M BACK AGAIN
10:33 am oyveyo ...until i'm not
10:34 am Gowithit I wonder if system fixed oyveyos issue
10:34 am oyveyo the hyperlinks are working again i see
10:35 am Gowithit I'm seeing blank spaces but I don't have anyone blocked
10:35 am oyveyo very funny
10:35 am Gowithit Oh look links work again
10:36 am JohnGaltsPetRooster chat was broken more than usual?
10:36 am JohnGaltsPetRooster I missed it
10:36 am oyveyo AM I INVISIBLE?
10:37 am oyveyo *heads to women's shower room*
10:37 am oyveyo Press 1 if you can read this
edit: nvm they were fucking with my head. Seems to be working at the moment
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oyveyo 0 points 1 month ago
Yes
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oyveyo 0 points 1 month ago
I do not see my own lines, i see this
8:46 am FacelessOneLol
8:46 am FacelessOneI know who broke chat
8:47 am FacelessOneBut global chat was most affected
8:53 am Eliack Give us the name
8:54 am Eliack So i can kiss that bastard, because this chat is frankly cancer
8:54 am Gowithit so is your english
9:34 am JohnGaltsPetRoosteroyveyo is the devil
9:35 am JohnGaltsPetRoostereliack, I thought we agreed you would try very hard to be less retarded
9:35 am JohnGaltsPetRoosterIs this your idea of "try very hard", son?
The chat is not auto-updating... i have to manually refresh
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oyveyo 0 points 1 month ago
Just sent 10 more lines
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oyveyo 0 points 1 month ago*
Just saw this reply and just did as asked.
I sent like 10 lines
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oyveyo 3 points 1 month ago
Learn to code. Oh wait...
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oyveyo 1 point 1 month ago
Nevermind. It just stopped working again.
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oyveyo 0 points 1 month ago
The hyperlinks stopped working. I think that is related somehow.
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oyveyo 2 points 1 month ago
I wondered the same thing. I recently got a new phone that has 4 cameras and so I researched why and here is what I learned:
One of them is super-high resolution but doesn't work well in low-light scenarios.
Another is a medium-resolution but works very well in low-light and has a wider dynamic range.
The third one has a short focal length and is used for things that are very close.
These 3 are combined with software to generate the "best" image possible, and you can override this blend if you want to exploit the strength of the individual cameras.
The fourth camera is the one on the front.
Some phones also have portals that look like cameras but are actually sensors for proximity or lux levels.
The reason they use multiple fixed-focus lenses is because of cost and space. Yes, you could do it all with a single CCD but you add complexity with lense focus and iris hardware and that costs more and you can't fit that into a slim phone case.
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oyveyo 9 points 1 month ago
Hey bird; around blacks never relax.
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oyveyo 1 point 1 month ago
Whatever you did fixed my chat problem. Thank you :)
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oyveyo 0 points 1 month ago
Thanks
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oyveyo 2 points 1 month ago*
Many things are wrong with chat.
>some users get logged out constantly
>room commands don't always work
>room special content doesn't load
>/remove command disabled because bugged
>changing networks locks you out
I'm keeping my fingers crossed that system is also rewriting chat code from scratch.
See also https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=672e569b354e4
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oyveyo 4 points 1 month ago
>an historical
You do NOT use "an" when the next word starts with a consonant sound.
So fucking sick of people fucking this up. It's "a historical" not "an historical".
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oyveyo 2 points 1 month ago
My advice for the absolute beginner: wrap yourself in bubblewrap
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oyveyo 2 points 1 month ago*
I'm still censored
edit: fixed now
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oyveyo 0 points 1 month ago
Related: https://www.upgoat.net/viewpost?postid=68070cc8c0939
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oyveyo 2 points 1 month ago
Justicemap is also good.
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