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Whatthefuck
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It's too hilarious to read anything these Euro clowns have to say about anything.

They add "once a peace deal is struck." to the end of every sentence, making everything they say a joke. It's like me adding "once I am the King of France!" to my sentences.

I will be giving everyone a bar of gold, equal in weight to their testicles, and 10 virgin brides, once I am the King of France! You're all very welcome. I am very kind and benevolent. Also everyone will be getting a pony! This is a coalition of the willing. Boots on the ground; ponies in our stables. Mr Putin must understand he has no say in the matter.


/v/Ukraine viewpost?postid=67e48f7205875

Well their major byproduct is at least plant food, otherwise known as CO2. How many greenhouses pump lithium from old batteries into them?

Or are you just doing your usual shtick of being a retard?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67e39cac5490c

I wish I was, but I have family in the industry seeing it first hand.

Next they'll figure out a way to fake a sunny-side up...


/v/CookingWithGoats viewpost?postid=67e0b03e48a1f

It's crazy what they'll scam you on these days. Everything is a tranny unless proven otherwise.


/v/CookingWithGoats viewpost?postid=67e0b03e48a1f

Too many unenforceable conditions IMO. Especially the part about the Ukraine not using commercial vessels to bring in more weapons.

I also wonder - how does this apply to the Ukraine using naval drones to release aerial drones closer to their targets? One would assume that it doesn't? Even the Ukrainian's point about Russian warships repositioning is similarly valid. It just seems like a clusterfuck to me.

I can't help but feel the Kremlin is falling into the same trap again and I hope they recognize it and have some larger plan at work. It's hard to believe in any hopium at this point, so I don't. Maybe it's as simple as buying a little breathing room and forcing an economic concession in return. It does have the one small effect of rolling back a sanction for the first time.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67e394095781e

Well they aren't English, and barely qualify as people, so you can see there is small conflict of interest there.


/v/Retarded viewpost?postid=67e340ef59038

Everything is fake until proven gay.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67e218cdd91b8

Another trick - you can also baste scrambled eggs. It will increase their size by about 50% and give a very similar texture. You do it right at the end before plating. All high-end restaurants do this with their omlettes to make them extra puffy and tender.


/v/CookingWithGoats viewpost?postid=67e0b03e48a1f

FYI, 99% of breakfast joints these days are using "liquid eggs" when you order scrambled. Don't let them scam you - order a proper egg. If you can't discern the yolk from the white you are getting goyslop.

If you're doing it at home already then just carry on as you see fit; no problems at all with scrambled.


/v/CookingWithGoats viewpost?postid=67e0b03e48a1f

Definitely a lesser-known method, but a properly cooked over-easy gets both sides buttered to perfection. For a proper over-easy you do not flip it until it is 100% cooked, flip for 5-10 seconds, and flip back on the plating. The real secret is a 350F steel flat top or cast iron pan.

Also, when cunts want an over-medium, the secret is to actually just serve them the exact same over-easy, but don't flip it back - serve it upside-down.

Over-hard is just a waste of goddamn time and you should start by breaking the yolk every time.

For a perfect poached egg you need to add vinegar to the boiling water. That is what makes it hold together properly. 3 minutes for a medium sized egg to get that perfect poach.

Now I want eggs. Thanks.


/v/CookingWithGoats viewpost?postid=67e0b03e48a1f

That is actually super common. Every type of tree will do it. It's weirder when the shoot also throws roots, and they're just dangling there with no soil, 45' up in the air.


/v/pics viewpost?postid=67e06d78df29b

If anyone deserves a nigress bride, it's Satan.


/v/ShitpostLitterBox viewpost?postid=67df763906024

Yes, 100% accurate. I also have read him posting this exact information. He got caught smoking dope while driving, and it's the fault of the police, and he has no personal responsibility. Then he goes on autistic screeching rants. If you want to have some fun with him, reply to him and tell him something good about the police. It will get a rise out of him every time.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67def7407981d

There is, but it's delayed. Still probably worthwhile since Pelosi magically beats every hedge fund out there.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67dcd1d4480e6

Yep. It's always been valued based on dreams and bullshit. By any reasonable financial metric, it is hugely over-valued.

Don't even short it. Just stay away. It's ridiculously unpredictable, and if you want to gamble, go play blackjack or poker where intellect can actually mean something.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67dcd1d4480e6

Don't do it. It's still over valued. I can't help but think this was a clever autistic way for Musk to tank the stock back to where it belongs without having to shoulder any of the blame - "crazy leftists did it!"


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67dcd1d4480e6

Paul your character development arch has been nothing less than epic. I've gone from telling you to kill yourself to pleasantly chatting about gardening. I don't know how you did it, you insufferable faggot, but here we are. Best friends. What a world.

You aren't a nigger, you like to garden, you have beautiful feminine hands. I mean what's not to like?


/v/TellUpgoat viewpost?postid=67dc9d854f0cb

Fair enough. You can't go wrong with a good cheese pizza. I use my cast iron frying pans for deep dish pizza at home, 350g at 68% hydration makes two perfect 11" crusts. Half an ounce of olive oil per pan, press the dough out by hand, par bake it for 10 minutes at 415F on convection before adding the sauce.

Hey look at us, having a civil conversation about pizza! I knew we would be friends eventually.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67dc059ee4bab

What's your favorite pizza topping Sal? Try to answer without chimping out about Trump.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67dc059ee4bab

I'm not American my friend.
Steak pie is also not steak and kidney pie.

England is famous for being foggy and gray, my apologies for upsetting you so much. Hope you're enjoying the sun and Pakis!


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67dc059ee4bab

They already fucked up by crying about it. This proves it's not just a nigger problem but a woman issue as well.

I guarantee if it was all European men, as you suggested, the problem would have miraculously solved itself. Oh noooo, poor Tyrone must not have seen the crevasse!


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67db9e4e8a03d

They never even get to feel the sun on their skin. Let them have their weird food.

I'm way more upset about every pub serving curry but none have steak and kidney pie. What the fuck happened. It's not even a question anymore, just a statement.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=67dc059ee4bab

An observational study, based on self reporting, with zero controls whatsoever, which found a corelation...

Using the same methodology you could prove bar stools cause drunkenness and hospitals cause death and sickness. People who wear orange t-shirts are 17% more likely to die from colectoral cancers. It's science!

Imagine if we did thermodynamics the same way.


/v/science viewpost?postid=67db7d435c378

Well, I can admit when I am absolutely wrong. You win this round sir. There was in fact some gore.

I usually have longer than a 9 second attention span, and I thought this was the same old re-shared clip of just the flip.

Great decisions were made, but I'm surprised how clean the cut is. I don't think this is the same person. Way too clean. But I guess my opinion holds low value after my first comment...


/v/FunnyVideos viewpost?postid=67db3b23ec64b