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worrying development in goat-relations. dangus called me "paul" for the first time ever instead of Queeri !

submitted by paul_neri to TellUpgoat 2 monthsMar 20, 2025 18:58:13 ago (+45/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

6:55 pm big_fat_dangus yeah informed you about deez nuts paul


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[ - ] v0atmage 12 points 2 monthsMar 20, 2025 20:05:30 ago (+12/-0)

Next up? he offers u a 20 dollar steam gift card for your account.

[ - ] MichaelStewart 5 points 2 monthsMar 20, 2025 20:32:01 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] UncleDoug 5 points 2 monthsMar 20, 2025 20:49:51 ago (+5/-0)

KEK

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 11 points 2 monthsMar 20, 2025 20:03:34 ago (+11/-0)

Truly this is cause for grave concern.

[ - ] MrSpock 10 points 2 monthsMar 20, 2025 20:01:48 ago (+10/-0)

Soon he'll be mailing you dildos.

[ - ] uvulectomy 9 points 2 monthsMar 20, 2025 20:35:14 ago (+9/-0)

KYS queeri.

better now?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 21, 2025 19:57:55 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah. Thanks.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 8 points 2 monthsMar 20, 2025 22:53:49 ago (+8/-0)

Paul your character development arch has been nothing less than epic. I've gone from telling you to kill yourself to pleasantly chatting about gardening. I don't know how you did it, you insufferable faggot, but here we are. Best friends. What a world.

You aren't a nigger, you like to garden, you have beautiful feminine hands. I mean what's not to like?

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 4 points 2 monthsMar 21, 2025 01:54:21 ago (+4/-0)

Thanks bro. I hope you mean some of it.

[ - ] dulcima 6 points 2 monthsMar 20, 2025 20:50:09 ago (+6/-0)

Pansy.

[ - ] texasblood 5 points 2 monthsMar 20, 2025 22:18:59 ago (+5/-0)

Puberty at 60 must be a real bitch

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 3 points 2 monthsMar 21, 2025 01:55:29 ago (+3/-0)

Worse at 69!

[ - ] Trumpman1488 4 points 2 monthsMar 20, 2025 19:52:21 ago (+7/-3)

What a FAG! LOL!

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 2 monthsMar 20, 2025 23:41:50 ago (+3/-0)

Get a room, faggots

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 2 monthsMar 20, 2025 21:06:48 ago (+4/-1)

Holy shit, you're wearing him down Paul.

Dangus parks in the asshole lot, he has his own assigned spot.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 2 points 2 monthsMar 20, 2025 21:27:24 ago (+4/-2)

And dirtywiggerfag parks his 4 inch pecker in dangus' asshole.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 6 points 2 monthsMar 20, 2025 21:54:38 ago (+6/-0)

^ GAY and retarded

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 3 points 2 monthsMar 20, 2025 19:57:20 ago (+3/-0)

If you only knew what was coming down the pike for you, in the not-too-distant future... you'll be begging to be called "queeri." Also, don't get scared neri, it really won't be that bad.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2 monthsMar 20, 2025 21:08:30 ago (+2/-0)

Lol @ joe projecting what he believes of himself àaaahahahahaha!

That was so pathetic idk where to begin.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsMar 21, 2025 08:32:29 ago (+0/-0)

EAT SHIT, QUEERI!

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 2 monthsMar 20, 2025 19:34:03 ago (+5/-5)

You're easily one of the best posters here. Which is naturally why your vote totals look bad and you take lots of flack.

[ - ] uvulectomy 6 points 2 monthsMar 20, 2025 20:35:02 ago (+7/-1)

His imaginary point totals are bad and he gets flack because he's a boot-licking vaxtard and a creeper. But of course the porn-peddling kike would defend that.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 2 monthsMar 20, 2025 20:35:49 ago (+4/-0)

He's almost as cool and smart and awesome as conspirologist

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 1 point 2 monthsMar 21, 2025 10:37:03 ago (+1/-0)

Conspirologist has always been stupid. But he is not a member of the FBI...

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 2 monthsMar 21, 2025 12:23:23 ago (+1/-0)

You are just never in the Langley break room during the crazy hours of his shift.

[ - ] Sleazy 3 points 2 monthsMar 20, 2025 20:14:06 ago (+4/-1)

You owe me a monitor cleaning you motherfucker

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 3 points 2 monthsMar 21, 2025 01:56:58 ago (+3/-0)

Thanks bro. I'm touched.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh -2 points 2 monthsMar 20, 2025 20:19:53 ago (+1/-3)

Dangus the lardass pedo kikefag probably needs you to suck him off tonight because dirtywiggerfag is passed out at the gay spa.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 2 monthsMar 21, 2025 19:59:46 ago (+0/-0)

You're the one with the...pound of flesh all the hookers talk about!