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Steelerfish
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I sometimes use a grappling hook to snag military submarines transiting the Tampa bay shipping channel in order to get a free ride out to the middle grounds..


If I don’t do it right, my line gets caught in the prop so I have to cut it before I’m swamped….

Thankfully the diversity hire nigress captain has no idea if she is mowing down crab traps or if it’s me parasitically hitching a ride…


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I sometimes use a grappling hook to snag military submarines transiting the Tampa bay shipping channel in order to get a free ride out to the middle grounds..


If I don’t do it right, my line gets caught in the prop so I have to cut it before I’m swamped….

Thankfully the diversity hire nigress captain has no idea if she is mowing down crab traps or if it’s me parasitically hitching a ride…


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Depends on how big the one line of coke is when compared to the 9 other lines…


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There’s always Bernie sanders
In his $200k + Audi R8 (or whatever it was ).
Simping for other people’s money is a lucrative business for some

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=bernie+sanders+super+car&t=iphone&ia=images&iax=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2F_xZvo5z6Q4U%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg


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>already blocked by over 2000 people

Considering bots typically can’t block an account- it’s counter productive to its purpose. This means roughly half of Bluesky’s active users blocked Vance.


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They can climb up to 2nd, 3rd story + balconies.

One of many stories…

https://thesouthern.com/news/national/alligator-climbs-onto-second-story-porch/html_afc4e66a-db28-5b60-b2f8-68b68c105e9f.html


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It’s white. There’s hope.


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Agreed.
Sadly, their typical green tea with ginseng and honey is still not sweet enough for the bulk of diabetic hambeast fatass Soylent Americans…


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I wouldn’t relax around male ostriches, either.
I worked at a petting zoo for a summer when I was young.
The male ostriches scared the shit of me. We weren’t allowed in the pen when they were out.


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That’s genius!
And here I thought they had simply drank a several cases of that fine Russian potato liquor and decided to play bumper boats.


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>what happened next was heartbreaking

No currynigger author…. What happened next was PREDICTABLE.

I’m assuming the outcome was the same thing everyone else here thinks it was…


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>Fukin cry baby millenials bellyaching about their dads
>My dad sucks!
>Get over it. Youre not in highschool

That’s because the millennial graduated high school 8 years ago and Dad keeps pestering him to move out of the fucking basement and go get a real job…


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Lol
This is liberal logic for you.
Import several million Africans and middle eastern childfucker worshippers who do not financially or culturally contribute to their society.
- for whom the government subsidizes their houses/apartments- the MAIN reason for the increase in housing costs..
- subsidizes their healthcare
- subsidizes their living expenses, kids education, etccc

Tourism accounts for significantly large percentage of the country’s annual domestic income, and this is what is pissing off the socialist drones.

They will be forced to pray to Mecca by the end of the decade.


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> I specifically remember them telling us that Florida would be unlivable and that everyone would have to mass migrate north.

More people need to think this and STAY up north.


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https://climatecontroljournal.com/how-earthquakes-are-caused-by-climate-change.html

Obligatory interjection of the always trusted purveyors of “THE SCIENCE”…


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I bet Lindsey Graham wants to repeatedly probe him too


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This story has already been erased from the mainstream news feeds everywhere.


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To the lady at the end- “I wasn’t talking to you, honey. Your shaped like a board. Don’t get your panties in a wad.”


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We have walled off Florida from you faggot parasites via elected Sherriff’s

Tennessee is nice I hear.


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Where is Pasco county FL meth head white trash?


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