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Giddy up shark!

submitted by kammmmak to funny 4 hoursJun 19, 2025 17:42:18 ago (+29/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/ea8cyo.mp4



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[ - ] Steelerfish 3 points 1 hourJun 19, 2025 20:47:37 ago (+3/-0)

I sometimes use a grappling hook to snag military submarines transiting the Tampa bay shipping channel in order to get a free ride out to the middle grounds..


If I don’t do it right, my line gets caught in the prop so I have to cut it before I’m swamped….

Thankfully the diversity hire nigress captain has no idea if she is mowing down crab traps or if it’s me parasitically hitching a ride…

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 0 points 1 hourJun 19, 2025 20:53:51 ago (+0/-0)

Must be hard to get your hook back?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 3 hoursJun 19, 2025 18:34:14 ago (+3/-0)

That man is a king!

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 0 points 1 hourJun 19, 2025 20:52:03 ago (+0/-0)

I think the word you're looking for is kang.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 2 hoursJun 19, 2025 19:29:08 ago (+2/-0)

Peak Florida Man right there.

[ - ] LeoFranksGhost 0 points 1 hourJun 19, 2025 20:51:00 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like California though.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 1 hourJun 19, 2025 21:01:37 ago (+0/-0)

What else is Florida man supposed to do while in california?

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 1 hourJun 19, 2025 21:09:59 ago (+0/-0)

Florida man use gators

[ - ] Love240 1 point 4 hoursJun 19, 2025 18:03:08 ago (+1/-0)

The absolute madman.
Perfect song for this.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 27 minutesJun 19, 2025 21:59:59 ago (+0/-0)

I sometimes use a grappling hook to snag military submarines transiting the Tampa bay shipping channel in order to get a free ride out to the middle grounds..


If I don’t do it right, my line gets caught in the prop so I have to cut it before I’m swamped….

Thankfully the diversity hire nigress captain has no idea if she is mowing down crab traps or if it’s me parasitically hitching a ride…

[ - ] racerxist 0 points 1 hourJun 19, 2025 20:56:43 ago (+0/-0)

Capt, Quint never knew it was that easy,

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 2 hoursJun 19, 2025 19:55:59 ago (+0/-0)

I would have fucked that shark.