Hello America, I have an important message for you today. (whatever)
submitted by Barack_Obama to whatever 5 months ago
You see, America, we done didun dat dey dindu muffin. Aight? Shieeet. Cuz that nigga be all up in that shit he a good boy going to church he gonna be doin rocket surgery on atoms n shiet, that real science shit like DAYUM. Aight?
You see America, they don't think it be like it is. But it do. And when you look deep inside of yourself you realize, "muh Dik". Then you question "where the white women at?". You didn't build that! Didn do nothin. Shiet homies.
*Shucks and Jives*
America, you see, we have to baleef. Baleef we can get dem foo stamps. We can get dat paper and stack day cash and buy dat ass. I believe in a future of bug booty bitches shieeet!
See, America,you have to ask, not what you can give the white man, but what the white man can gibs dat to you. Shieeet. *Smacks crack lips*. Because you America, see, are what is america, because we WUZ KANGZ n shiet aight? Whyte people, okay we WUZ here first and den dey stole our boats and like *hits blunt again* we had like, space ships n shiet you know what I'm spittin homie?
Word yo I'm out!
-*Barack Obama's personally written first draft for his state of the union address before it was edited and refined by his writing staff.*