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Barack_Obama
Banned
Member for: 3.2 years

scp: -8 (+68/-76)
ccp: 89 (+164/-75)
votes given: 3 (+2/-1)
score: 81





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@system is a jew lover     (whatever)

submitted by Barack_Obama to whatever 2.4 years ago

3 comments

voat defends jews now. youre protecting them
. fuck you @system. im gonna post illegal shit and report you to the FBI so you get investigated and the site shuts down. if you wont adress the rot then i will accelerate it. yes, i am threatening to desrtoy your work. why not? youre not going to bither stopping me.
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@system youre a blinded idiot and the power has gone to your head     (whatever)

submitted by Barack_Obama to whatever 2.4 years ago

5 comments

you cant see it but its so obvious to me. you let the feeling of control get to you. now, you cant even see the rot killing this place, and you celebrate and protect users who literally hate you and want the forum to die, while berating the only people who give a shit about the forum.

@system stop acting like a retard and wake the fuck up to the rot. if youre going to act as King then do your fucking job, or move out of the way so more resolved people can do what is needed.
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@system I was right about everything     (whatever)

submitted by Barack_Obama to whatever 2.4 years ago

14 comments

i was right about old voat, about putt, about sbbh, about cyna, dial, about the users, about whos watching us, i was right about what would happen here and whats been happening, about whos real and whos a fed, I was right about gab, i was right about poal, i was right about donald win, i was right about all the alt-forums, and i was right about all the corona shit just to throw it on the pile , I knew it was a hoax in december 2019, months before everyone else, and I knew thr government was going to shut everything down. i was right about the propaganda bots, I was right about the path rhis site would take as it grew, and you can see it, t was written, @glip_glup look at my old archives posts @hey_guys_whats_up my main account look what i was talking about when we opened

apparently im a reincarnatiom of nostradamus because apparently undertand how human retardation works gives me the ability to see the fucking future. I made calls on Bitcoin and Litecoin in 2011, I knew it was going to be big. I knew there would be a pc hardware shortage. I knew everything. Hire me to handle your stocks and Ill make you motherfucking rich.
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Im looking for a study that showed black kids raised by white parents had a lower IQ regardless      (whatever)

submitted by Barack_Obama to whatever 2.5 years ago

13 comments

I don't like asking you fags for shit but this would be really help ful.
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Attention BOOMERS who RANDOMLY capitalize WORDS like THIS for no REASON     (whatever)

submitted by Barack_Obama to whatever 2.5 years ago

37 comments

Nobody interprets it as you giving more impact or emphasis on cadence, it's just obnoxious and makes you look like a retarded sperg who never learned proper English. Aka stop acting like a nigger and talk like a normal white man.

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Tell us he lives rent free without telling us he lives rent free     (whatever)

submitted by Barack_Obama to whatever 2.6 years ago

1 comments

the sub
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LE FUNNY LE DOXXING THREAD 27     (ShitpostLitterBox)

submitted by Barack_Obama to ShitpostLitterBox 2.7 years ago

0 comments

LE FUNNY USER DOXXED
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LE FUNNY LE DOXXING THREAD 23     (ShitpostLitterBox)

submitted by Barack_Obama to ShitpostLitterBox 2.7 years ago

1 comments

LE FUNNY USER DOXXED
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LE FUNNY LE DOXXING THREAD 21     (ShitpostLitterBox)

submitted by Barack_Obama to ShitpostLitterBox 2.7 years ago

1 comments

LE FUNNY USER DOXXED
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Donald Hussein Biden is a terrorist senile retard who pees his diaper and is mind controlled with bags of cocaine and power by our kiked military     (whatever)

submitted by Barack_Obama to whatever 2.8 years ago

1 comments

I'm not wrong change my mind
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Peleton, a Treadmill company, donated $500,000 to the NCAAP, and almost all of the positive responses are from white and "white" women     (whatever)

submitted by Barack_Obama to whatever 2.8 years ago

3 comments

https://twitter.com/onepeloton/status/1267172786012913667?lang=en

A matriarchal society will be the doom of us.
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lOl tHiS viDeO is So thIs forUM rIghT noW11!1!!1!11     (whatever)

submitted by Barack_Obama to whatever 2.9 years ago

0 comments

https://files.catbox.moe/onp1r8.png
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I found a child porn ring on Shutterstock someobody please get on front page chat and help me find out how to deal with this     (whatever)

submitted by Barack_Obama to whatever 3.0 years ago

5 comments

See title. No I dont want to use the matrix chat because its run by stupid faggots who are probably pedos themselves.
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An important message from Senator President Barack Obama     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Barack_Obama to whatever 3 years ago

3 comments

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I'm Obama fuck you I smoke crack     (whatever)

submitted by Barack_Obama to whatever 3.2 years ago

7 comments

Anyone got a good plug?
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I like to boof an 8 ball if meth inside of my asshole every morning when I first wake up.     (whatever)

submitted by Barack_Obama to whatever 3.2 years ago

1 comments

It doesn't quite hit right unless I have my daughter feed it into me. Then I shove my dick into a orange and fuck it and when I'm done I throw it into the juicer and drink it all.

Michelle thinks I'm weird but at least I don't walk around in a dress. What a shitty day. I'm gonna go boof another 8 ball in my ass.
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Hello America, I have an important message for you today.     (whatever)

submitted by Barack_Obama to whatever 3.2 years ago

1 comments

*Ahem*

You see, America, we done didun dat dey dindu muffin. Aight? Shieeet. Cuz that nigga be all up in that shit he a good boy going to church he gonna be doin rocket surgery on atoms n shiet, that real science shit like DAYUM. Aight?

*Hits blunt*.

You see America, they don't think it be like it is. But it do. And when you look deep inside of yourself you realize, "muh Dik". Then you question "where the white women at?". You didn't build that! Didn do nothin. Shiet homies.

*Shucks and Jives*

America, you see, we have to baleef. Baleef we can get dem foo stamps. We can get dat paper and stack day cash and buy dat ass. I believe in a future of bug booty bitches shieeet!

*Drive by*


See, America,you have to ask, not what you can give the white man, but what the white man can gibs dat to you. Shieeet. *Smacks crack lips*. Because you America, see, are what is america, because we WUZ KANGZ n shiet aight? Whyte people, okay we WUZ here first and den dey stole our boats and like *hits blunt again* we had like, space ships n shiet you know what I'm spittin homie?

Word yo I'm out!


-*Barack Obama's personally written first draft for his state of the union address before it was edited and refined by his writing staff.*