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Scyber
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Khazaddum - Extreme Death Metal From My Area     (khazaddumband.bandcamp.com)

submitted by Scyber to Metal 1 day ago

1 comments

Shameless promotion of my friend's band, Khazaddum (Ka-za-doom)

These guys have been around for about 10 years and fuckin SLAY but haven't been doing anything since the covid lockdowns & I don't know why.

Give them a spin and maybe buy a song on their Bandcamp page. You won't be disappointed, I can guarantee you that!
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I Still See NPCs Wearing Masks     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Scyber to TellUpgoat 3 days ago

28 comments

Within the past week I've seen about 10 npcs wearing masks. 2 of them were outside.
Sometimes I get irrationally angry about stupid people then I have to remind myself that there's no reason for me to be upset when others choose to be as stupid as they are.
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Banks, Post Offices & Other Federal Buildings Will Be Closed Wednesday, June 19th     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Scyber to TellUpgoat 3 days ago

11 comments

It's juneteenf day mahfucka! Bust out your fried chicken, watermelon and grape drank and go get yo swerve on! Aight!


But seriously it's a fuckin bullshit federal holiday and it's basically what "BLM" was rioting and burning down buildings for back in 2020 - So dey can have another day off because there's so many diversity employees working for the government nowadays.
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I May Have a Slip & Fall Case Against Walmart     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Scyber to TellUpgoat 6 days ago

9 comments

This just happened less than an hour before I typed this.

I went to my local Walmart and stepped on a big stone/rock less than 5 feet from the main entrance and fell on my hands and knees. I didn't even see it because I went around the pillar in the front of the door and the rock was between the building and pillar. About 5 people witnessed it, I told management and they reviewed the security footage and told me that some little boy kicked the rock to that area 2 minutes before I came, told them that it doesn't matter, then the main store manager had me fill out a claim on a tablet by describing my story and giving them my phone number and email, and told me that their insurance will handle it. They did ask if I needed medical attention,. I thought about it for a minute and told them no because I don't want to get billed $500+ for an ambulance to come check me out for 5 minutes and say that I'm okay when sometimes the pain doesn't kick in for a day or 2 after the injury.
I'm in my 40s and my knees aren't the best (inb4 gay jokes) so tomorrow I may schedule an appointment to see a doctor - or maybe I'll wait until Walmart contacts me.
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"Dude. Dude! DUDE! You GOTTA Hear This Part Right Here..." (Meme)     (pic8.co)

submitted by Scyber to Metal 1 week ago

7 comments

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I Met a Chick at a Bar Last Saturday & Found Her FB Page & This Jem of Pic Was Posted On Her Timeline. LMFAO!     (pic8.co)

submitted by Scyber to funny 1 week ago

6 comments

What a stupid fucking whore.
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I'm a Masturbation Addict...     (Jokes)

submitted by Scyber to Jokes 1 week ago

11 comments

But I'm still doing what I can to beat it.
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Fagbook Being Whiney Niggers Again     (pic8.co)

submitted by Scyber to MeanwhileAtFaceburgSheckelstiens 1 week ago

4 comments

I have a few troll accounts and never use my real name. I sub to local pages to redpill normies about niggers, spics and fags/troons. Fagbook is doing everything it can to get me range banned but I always appeal it by saying I'm a nigger faggot and they have no choice but to reinstate my account.
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First Grade Retard Gives His Pregnant Teacher a Free Abortion     (pic8.co)

submitted by Scyber to 4Chan 1 week ago

0 comments

Funniest shit I've read in a while!
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Alex Jones Repels Ambush Seizure Of Infowars, Sleeps In Studio As Monday Court Date Looms     (www.zerohedge.com)

submitted by Scyber to news 1 week ago

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One day after Donald Trump was convicted of 34 felonies in his 'hush money' trial, a court-appointed officer overseeing the Infowars bankruptcy apparently went rogue on Friday and tried to seize and shut down Alex Jones' studio without a court order, despite having a reported "path with the [bankruptcy] judge to continue on for years."

On Saturday, Jones held a four hour X space, in which supporters including Gen. Mike Flynn, Steve Bannon and Roger Stone commented on the situation. All three suggested that Jones stand his ground and peacefully resist.
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Everyday Normal Guy (Music Video)     (youtu.be)

submitted by Scyber to FunnyVideos 2 weeks ago

5 comments

This pretty much sums up my life.
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Today I Got Instant Diarrhea From Just SMELLING Taco Bell      (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Scyber to TellUpgoat 2 weeks ago

24 comments

Was driving home and passed a TB and got a huge whiff of whatever they were cooking. My stomach made a gurgling noise and I had to shit immediately because I wasn't gonna make it home. Luckily there was a gas station a few blocks away and I ran in and basically pissed out of my ass. Nothing solid.
What the fuck. This has never happened to me before.
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"Woke" Priorities      (pic8.co)

submitted by Scyber to Memes 2 weeks ago

5 comments

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Internet Archive Was Under DDoS Attack For Several Hours     (cybersecuritynews.com)

submitted by Scyber to news 2 weeks ago

4 comments

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How Boomers Will "Hand Over The Reigns" To The Younger Generations     (youtu.be)

submitted by Scyber to FunnyVideos 2 weeks ago

9 comments

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Soap Opera Star is MURDERED After Confronting Thieves Stealing His Car in LA     (www.dailymail.co.uk)

submitted by Scyber to news 2 weeks ago

7 comments

This is really fucked up.
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Kate Middleton May Not Appear In Public For The Rest Of The Year     (pic8.co)

submitted by Scyber to Memes 3 weeks ago

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The Princess of Wales will probably “not appear in public for the rest of the year,” and is being “surrounded” by her birth family as she continues a course of preventive chemotherapy having been diagnosed with cancer earlier this year, royal sources and friends of Kate Middleton and Prince William have told The Daily Beast.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/kate-middleton-may-not-appear-in-public-for-rest-of-the-year-sources
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This Shit Has Been Going On For Over Half Of My Life And It's Played Out & Sickening     (pic8.co)

submitted by Scyber to Memes 3 weeks ago

5 comments

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You Know You're Getting Old When the Cable Channel AMC (American Movie Classics) Shows Movies From When You Grew Up     (TellUpgoat)

submitted by Scyber to TellUpgoat 3 weeks ago

8 comments

Watching cable is worse than regular TV or even that Pluto TV app - commercial breaks are at least 5-7 mins & pack more of them too - each one is about 15 seconds.

Reruns galore and the worst shows too. Do people actually pay for this shit?

This isn't the cable I remember.
Pluto is probably the closest to cable but they have a limited selection every month, so after about 2 weeks, there's no point in watching the app when it's just gonna be reruns, yet at least they update their shows and have shorter commercial breaks, unlike cable.
Regular TV isn't much better yet it's free after getting a converter box & antenna.

I don't pay for shit like netflix or amazon prime when I find all that shit for free.
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World Economic Forum founder Klaus Schwab steps back from executive post     (www.semafor.com)

submitted by Scyber to WorldNews 3 weeks ago

5 comments

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Jesus Piece - Live at Outbreak Fest 2023 (Brutal Deathcore)      (youtu.be)

submitted by Scyber to Metal 3 weeks ago

0 comments

Holy fuck look at that crowd! No security guards or front gate. Stage dives for days.

I saw them last year when they opened for Hatebreed and Terror and I kinda felt a bit intimidated by how violent the crowd got.

The Melvins and Boris were playing downstairs that night too and they came up to watch Jesus Piece tear it up and set the tone for the night.

Boris is an old noise rock band from Japan and The Melvins basically inspired Nirvana.
If two huge legendary bands are in the crowd watching a heavy as fuck band from Philly, you know they're gonna be huge!
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Bodybox Live - Tulsa, OK (Brutal Slam Metal)     (youtu.be)

submitted by Scyber to Metal 3 weeks ago

6 comments

They've only been around for a few years and they're currently my favorite death metal band. Can't believe they sound this good as a 3 piece. I think the guitarist has his setup rigged into both a guitar & bass amp - Don't exactly know but his tone is insanely tight and dialed in.

The drummer is a machine on that tiny kit. Those double kicks are insanely tight and precise.

The vocalist is a bit annoying but his growls sound like a sewage drain.

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The Roland TR-909 Gets An Upgrade, After 40 Years, With Revolution 909 Mod     (www.synthtopia.com)

submitted by Scyber to ElectronicMusic 3 weeks ago

5 comments

If you know anything about electronic music & production, this is a HUGE thing for one of the most iconic drum machines ever created.
Even if you don't know anything about electronic music, you've definitely heard 909 drum sounds in some songs created after 1984.
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Google "Why Is White Lives Racist" And See All The Bullshit Results      (www.google.com)

submitted by Scyber to WTF 4 weeks ago

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Seriously. Google it for yourselves and see what big tech is doing to the White Race.
The AUDACITY GOOGLE HAS WHEN WHITE NERDS WHO WERE SHUNNED FROM SOCIETY HELPED BRING THIS SEARCH ENGINE INTO THE NEW WORLD.
AND NOW GOOGLE HATES WHITE PEOPLE AND SAYS "WHITE LIVES MATTER" IS HATE SPEECH!?!?

THAT'S COMPLETELY AGAINST THE LAW BECAUSE THEY'RE DISCRIMINATING AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE!
SERIOUSLY
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Tired & Worn Out Mother Rabbit Let's Her Babies Suckle     (youtube.com)

submitted by Scyber to aww 4 weeks ago

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Looks like she's getting attacked.
Probably the cutest thing you'll see today.