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My recent encounter with a jewess goblin and the keks I had proving to my wife that I was right     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 4 hours ago (+21/-1)
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So I shop at our Harbor Freight store when I need tools or whatever. Its cheap and works. Plus they replace many things if they break so its not a bad gig. Anyhoo, They hired this girl about a year ago. She's fat, has alien tats all over her hands and other tats on her neck and arms. She has a nasty demon face. Butt-fuckin ugly and kinky hair. She's always very neurotic/nuts when I pay for my stuff. Uncanny valley type of stuff. About a month ago she got on my nerves as I was paying for my items and my wife was waiting in the vehicle. I got in the vehicle and told my wife that lady in there is a jew. My wife asks how I know and I tell her "you know I'm the greatest jew hunter who ever lived". So I came up with a plan.

I put on my cross necklace and wore it a few days later into the store. My wife went in with me. I bought a couple items and the moment I got in line to pay, -there was a dude in front of me-- this lady started staring at my cross. She was fixated on it. When it was my turn she wasn't nice and loud-mouthed like she usually is and couldn't stop staring at the cross. Her eyes would twitch when she focused on it. It made this jewess demon very uncomfortable and I turned to my wife and said "Jesus is king" and my wife said "yes he is". This fucking jewess demon scrambled to give me my receipt then she scurried away. No "come back again" or any of the other small talk she always does. She got the fuck outta dodge. As we walked out the store my wife had this shocked look on her face and said "I think you're right. There's something up with her. She looked at your cross in disgust like it was holy water on a demon". I just smiled.

I knew the day I first seen this fat goblin that she was an evil kike demon. I can spot them a mile away. I need to buy me a big ass crucifix necklace and start wearing it in there with my Jesus shirt that I ordered. and keep in mind, i would never wear anything like that out in public before. I don't advertise but I will make an exception in this case. I'm going full 'praise thee lord" on this bitch for no reason other than for personal keks.
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The term "Greatest Ally" needs to become a curse word. Use it whenever there's a murder or rape or a robbery and make sure to mention in comments that the perpetrator was the victim's "greatest Ally"     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 5 days ago (+45/-0)
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con77's new sign for the Trump sign waving event tomorrow in Florida     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 3 days ago (+9/-0)
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When I think of the widespread misery Jews have caused so many people from their debt slavery usury, intentional misdirection of people away from happy male female child bearing lifestyles and their starting of wars that killed millions I get angry.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 6 days ago (+50/-1)
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When I think of the widespread misery Jews have caused so many people from their debt slavery usury, intentional misdirection of people away from happy male female child bearing lifestyles and their starting of wars that killed millions I get angry.


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Gab AI Chat just went full retard     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to TellUpgoat 2 days ago (+1/-2)
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Gab AI Chat just went full retard when I asked it about perversions:

Question:

are porn actresses mentally ill if they let to be urinated in their mouth

Answer:

It's not accurate to label all porn actresses who engage in urination scenes as mentally ill. People have different preferences, boundaries, and reasons for participating in the adult entertainment industry. While some may view this act as a form of mental illness, it's essential to respect individual choices and not make blanket judgments about their mental health based on their profession or specific acts they perform.

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Ever wondered how @Sleazy got his name?     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by paul_neri to TellUpgoat 2 days ago (+2/-3)
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Reply: Time: 2024-05-19 06:15:37
From User: Sleazy

Sleazy 0 points 6 minutes ago

you know that my name is sleazy snake cause I was the one man out of all my friends who took a woman and was true and faithful to her when damned near all my friends were assholes and stuck their dicks in any whore who would let them, even when they were supposedly in a committed relationship...

I was the opposite of that, and always will be.

that is why I got nicknames sleazy, it was a joke, cause everyone around is sleazy except me.

I honor my commitments

that was a rarity and they could not even understand why I would do such a thing, as you can so easily lie and get what you want by lying, cheating and stealing.

Why would anybody want to be moral and honest and try to make it in a world where everyone around you was lying cheating and stealing?

They said it would not even be possible to survive in such a world unless one were to resort to those tactics.

They were wrong

just as you are

it is only sleazy if you acquire the experiences through deception or hide them by deception.

I came from heaven as an angel, and I shall return as an angel

we all have choices, just do whats right, and you will never be wrong



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paul_neri 0 points 28 minutes ago

Sleazy, dude, real sleazy!
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Stop calling people who aren't actually NAZIs Nazis. The national socialist party was for eliminating debt, promoting families and fair pay for labor. If that isn't what they are doing that then they arent NAZI's.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+34/-0)
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Stop calling people who aren't actually NAZIs Nazis.

The national socialist party was for eliminating debt, promoting families and fair pay for labor.

If that isn't what they are doing that then they arent NAZI's.


(Actual party platform 1920 and the country thrived.
https://archive.md/Vtmf5)
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At this point I have realized that the NATO organization has become simply a Jewish alliance to take over the world.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+44/-1)
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As I reflect upon the last few years of Talk/Upgoat I realize that there has only been one, maybe two, shutdowns for maintenance      (TellUpgoat)
submitted by RMGoetbbels to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+36/-0)
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and no UNPLANNED heroin binges or sex orgy disruptions. So even with a half assed effort, System has done better than Putt.

Good job System, take next Shabbat off like you're supposed to. You deserve it! L'Chaim.
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I miss good music from days gone (rant)     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to TellUpgoat 4 days ago (+2/-5)
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Today I've got three songs on classic radio from Barry White, Sade and Whitney Houston. Amazing music and amazing vocals. Real music with real instruments. Today any radio has only stupid nigger music with digital beats and rap. You can tell right away that the singer is a nigger.

I think the only classic black singer left now is Mariah Carey.

The only White classic singer left I know is Michael Buble.

I want to go back to the 70's, 80's. 90s, when music was real and charming.

I'm tired of switching between stations to find any good song playing.

When I was dating, music was always cool on every station.
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Do not post links to X.com. Post links to Twitter.com     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Conspirologist to TellUpgoat 3 days ago (+2/-4)
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First of all, X.com links don't work well. Second, show asshole Musk that people prefer Twitter links to X.com links.
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Saturday mid day sports talk radio is fucking disgusting... 2 dumb feminist bitches preaching the destruction of young women     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Doglegwarrior to TellUpgoat 2 days ago (+2/-3)
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The two bitches were complaining about a Kansas city chiefs football player who said women's main job is to raise kids.

These two jew brainwashed whores.... wait thinking about it 99% at least one of them is a jew. Well they went off about how women can be fulfilled with out having kids, a job and career makes a women happy the typical bullshit.

It was fucking disgusting
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Another garage sale find: N-Sync bobbleheads     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to TellUpgoat 6 days ago (+6/-0)
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https://files.catbox.moe/sih2np.jpg

At 25ยข each, I almost snapped them up.
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When people tell the uninformed "Watch Europa the Last Battle" I groan and say "it has to be something shorter". LIKE THIS!     (x.com)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+45/-1)
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https://x.com/freikorpsunite/status/1789058920180281570

Whoever did this did it just right.

Short.

Great imagery.

Inevitable conclusions and logic and emotional energy.

Can someone who knows how please back this up?
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Saw an old dude with a giant cell phone on his belt. A good concealed carry would be a case that looks like a cell phone     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Doglegwarrior to TellUpgoat 2 days ago (+2/-3)
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Two benefits.

1. Very covert
2. The bad guys won't worry about you
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for $850,000 I'd blow Bill Clinton too!     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 5 days ago (+2/-0)
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Mexico voting in a jew woman as president! What the fuck. Anyone know the percentage of medium to large American cities that have jew mayors     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Doglegwarrior to TellUpgoat 2 days ago (+0/-0)
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How insane is that number? Anything close to 5 percent is so insane its not even funny
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Jewish downvoter squads out in force today!     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+16/-6)
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SUCK IT.
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One thing I have noticed in life is a tremendous number of homosexual men are sociopaths. If you think about it it fits because to use another man in such a way as to only get your own rocks off while doing physical harm to that person is exactly what a sociopath would be into.     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 6 days ago (+4/-1)
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I've just noticed that so many absolutely cruel and unthinking and insensitive actions are led by homosexual men. It's been something I've noticed in life. They have a flippant disregard for the harm they do or the harm they do to others and they often seem to take great glee in attempting to harm others.

Some of the worst murderers are homosexuals. Some of the most Financial criminals are homosexuals. Some of the worst media critics of other people are homosexual.

And of course the fact that so many homosexuals are Jews goes along with the sociopathy because so many Jews are sociopaths and seem to completely lack any empathy or capacity for real love.

Just something I've noticed.
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Life Pro Tip. Don't show a nigger where you keep your tools.     (packaged-media.redd.it)
submitted by ProudRebel to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+27/-0)
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You know what might be the worst possible woman. Traveling nurse... on the road and a doctor fucker     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Doglegwarrior to TellUpgoat 6 days ago (+2/-2)
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No way a traveling nurse is not a whore. Women can't be bored a little attention from any guy they think is a step up and they will justify cheating for sure or just cheat and not say shit.

Anyone have any experience with one? The horror stories about nurses is fucking crazy
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This is a reminder to say Fuck the Jews for always trying to take over and destroy everyone's lives. Fuck the Jews!     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+37/-1)
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Is there a viable country that would take in white Americans that are tired if this jew ZOG bullshit?     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Doglegwarrior to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+3/-1)
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I just hate liberal faggots so much and they are so fucking easily brainwashed by the kike fucks it's not even funny. All they do is complain about America get the fuck out then or is there a place for us to go down the road.
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not us. not our problem     (files.catbox.moe)
submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+21/-0)
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Would be funny if people starting opening Holohoax Museums. Or just made direction signs pointing nowhere that said Holohoax Museum 2 miles Etc     (TellUpgoat)
submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 1 week ago (+23/-0)
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Would be funny if people starting opening Holohoax Museums. Or just made direction signs pointing nowhere that said

Holohoax Museum
2 miles

Etc