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Anus_Expander
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Last nite's gig: a field report on the state of the NW FL beach scene     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1 week ago

16 comments

Staff and customers = all White. Not one nigger or shitskin in sight. Everyone well-behaved. Lots of tasty White college gurls walking around, dressed modestly. Zero chimpouts, no wigs/weaves on the ground. No police, no gunshots, no speeding cars crashing into storefronts. Band and audience had fun. Lots of tips on top of our very decent pay. That's life in a pricey NW FL beach community.

DISCLAIMER: there was one black guy at the end, who stacked chairs and emptied trash cans. He said to me 'yawll sounded great!" He gets a pass...for now.
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Are we doing 'amazing drummers' today?     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Anus_Expander to music 1 week ago

3 comments

TRIO, Germany, 80s
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I finally had to block Dookie of Raul     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1 week ago

26 comments

what a blabbering schizo dunderhead, fuck
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Less than 1 in 10k mexicans are jews     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1 week ago

28 comments

but a kike cunt is now La Presidente of that shithole cuntry. With her to the south, and Mayorkas to the north, our porous border just became non-existent. Prepare your bungholes.
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In how many loos would a streetshitter poo, if a streetshitter would use loo?     (Askconspirologist)

submitted by Anus_Expander to Askconspirologist 1 week ago

10 comments

@Conspamojeetologist
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HAPPY FAGGOT MONTH, FAGGOTS!!     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 2 weeks ago

25 comments

Yes, the sodomites have an entire month dedicated to 'celebrating' their dysfunction. If only we could go back in time, and tell the world in 1939 what the future looks like..
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REMINDER:     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 2 weeks ago

2 comments

NO ONE sucks the jewcawk harder than Blump, yet they fight him tooth and nail.
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LOL Herr Blump convicted, ClownWorld is in full effect     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 2 weeks ago

10 comments

Of course it will probably be overturned, but not until after the election (selection). Did you really think ZOG would let Blump anywhere near the White House again??
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The state of rich assholes: a field report     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 3 weeks ago

35 comments

Sunday morning: normies are at the beach, as I just finished a smol tile repair job. Labor $160 + $24.59 for grout. This cocksucker writes me a check for exactly $184.59. What, you can't give me 41 fuckin cents??? Or straight-up 200 bux?? I was on time 3 days in a row, and cleaned up perfectly.

It's a TWO MILLION DOLLAR HOUSE. I hope the next hurricane sends it to Jamaica. If he calls for more work, the new rate is 70 per hour.
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Last nite's gig: a field report on the state of the Floridian     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 3 weeks ago

66 comments

I play music as a side thing. Last nite we were in Destin, a popular tourist town. Every roastie I saw had tatts. I make it a point to spot wahmens with no tatts, and am usually disappointed. There was some kind of pirate-themed event in town, and hordes of drunken roasties were stumbling around and shrieking like maniacs. EVERY ONE had tatts. The reek of devil weed was everywhere. I saw a fat girl (with tatts) puking in the street, another one passed out beside her. It looked like her mom.


I only saw 3 niggers all nite, and they were well-behaved, for the moment. I had my FN 9mm with me for instant attitude adjustment, just in case the nig decided to nog.

After the gig I packed up quickly, and sped home to a hot shower. That is all.
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Is lilsissy just BushKike on a glorious meth/shine bender?     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 4 weeks ago

14 comments

My sources say yes. They also say Queeri should KHS.
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Mama Cass and Keith Moon died in the same bed, 4 years apart     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1 month ago

5 comments

...and they were both 32 years old. Only boomers will know who I'm referring to.

BOOMER EDIT: why the fuck is this downgoated? I thought it was interesting.
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Questshun for computer persons     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1 month ago

15 comments

I use FB Marketplace to sell shit. When I get a message, I always click on the 'buyer details' button to scope their page. If it's a nigger or shitskin, I block them.

Since yesterday, this button is missing. I have to click on their name or profile pic several times to akshually get to dey page. I can find no info online. I use laptop. Any ideas wtf is goin on?
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HAPPY HERR HITLER DAY!     (tse4.mm.bing.net)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 1 month ago

0 comments

This great patriot tried to warn us, but we didn't listen. RIP Onkel.
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REMINDER that in 2 days P. Queeri has anus surgery     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 2 months ago

9 comments

Will he survive so we can continue to torment him? Discuss.
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A tribute to Teddy     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 2 months ago

2 comments

Member?
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HAPPY TRANNY AWARENESS DAY!     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 2 months ago

6 comments

It used to be Easter Sunday, but that's so outdated! Get with the times, you fucking fascist bigot pig! DO YOU EVEN TRANNY?????
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@Centaurus updates his Grindr profile pic     (tse1.explicit.bing.net)

submitted by Anus_Expander to NutziHiveKickers 2 months ago

7 comments

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Torba turned Gab into Poal 2.0     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 2 months ago

24 comments

All the front page posts only have 1-3 comments...the site is deader than @ButtToucha9000 feminine penis now.
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Requested by my future waifu @Gowithit     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 2 months ago

6 comments

she really loves this based meme
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BASED! Trump just posted his version of the 14 Words online!     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 2 months ago

17 comments

It has already been deleted, but it read '**We must secure the existence of Israel, and a future for my Jewish grandchildren**'.
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Miss Ireland 2022     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 3 months ago

8 comments

https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.rmv2ZLOJmSmOqpwJ958FJAHaGV&pid=Api

Born in Ghana 😂
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St Patrick was not Irish, nor did he drive out any snakes     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 3 months ago

20 comments

He was born in Roman Britain.

There were never snakes in Ireland. It's a reference to driving out pagan practices.
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Did ole Queeri FINALLY neck himself??     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 3 months ago

41 comments

6x-boosted fagola aint posted nuthin in 4-5 days now
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Will Gab's new anti-meme rules send a huge influx of illegal aliens to Voat?     (whatever)

submitted by Anus_Expander to whatever 3 months ago

48 comments

In 2 days they will start charging shitpoasters to poast memes and videos. Niggaz are irate as fuck. I saw this coming, of course. 'Muh server space' etc. Do we welcome them, or tell them to fuck off? I think we could use a few goth girls..