Giddy up shark! - Upgoat - "what's upgoat!"

Giddy up shark!
submitted by kammmmak to funny 16 hoursJun 19, 2025 17:42:18 ago (+40/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/ea8cyo.mp4

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[ - ] PostWallHelena 6 points 15 hoursJun 19, 2025 18:34:14 ago (+6/-0)

That man is a king!

[ + ] Outlaw_Aryan

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 2 points 13 hoursJun 19, 2025 20:52:03 ago (+2/-0)

I think the word you're looking for is kang.

[ + ] Sunman_Omega

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 0 points 6 hoursJun 20, 2025 04:04:37 ago (+0/-0)

Do you want to be his queen?

[ - ] Steelerfish 4 points 13 hoursJun 19, 2025 20:47:37 ago (+5/-1)

I sometimes use a grappling hook to snag military submarines transiting the Tampa bay shipping channel in order to get a free ride out to the middle grounds..

If I don’t do it right, my line gets caught in the prop so I have to cut it before I’m swamped….

Thankfully the diversity hire nigress captain has no idea if she is mowing down crab traps or if it’s me parasitically hitching a ride…

[ + ] Outlaw_Aryan

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 1 point 13 hoursJun 19, 2025 20:53:51 ago (+1/-0)

Must be hard to get your hook back?

[ + ] xmasskull

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 10 hoursJun 19, 2025 23:28:03 ago (+1/-0)

Sorry douche', NO Submarines operate in the "Gulf of America"!

To shallow.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 9 hoursJun 20, 2025 00:06:03 ago (+1/-0)

It was the 'i hook submarines' bit that made me suspicious but could just be me

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 3 points 14 hoursJun 19, 2025 19:29:08 ago (+3/-0)

Peak Florida Man right there.

[ + ] LeoFranksGhost