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I still have tan lines from the last 4th of July.

submitted by CoronaHoax to TellUpgoat 20 hoursJun 15, 2025 21:53:48 ago (+3/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Last 4th of July we sat out in the florida sun almost all day for like 7 days straight. With nothing but sun tan lotion on. Now we've still got tan lines from the last 4th of July (12 months ago).

If you didn't know that permanant tans were possible, now you know. Do not spend nigger tiered leveled amounts of time out in florida tier sun. You can and will actually end up with essentially a tattooed retard ugly level set of tan lines on you and be permanently darker otherwise.

If a single mother fucker in all of existence would have ever warned any other mother fucking person that this was ever possible I wouldn't have been so stupid to spend so much time in the sun at that level.


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[ - ] Kozel 2 points 20 hoursJun 15, 2025 22:02:53 ago (+2/-0)

is this an alibi for being mexican?

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 19 hoursJun 15, 2025 22:54:29 ago (+2/-0)

Very suspicious...

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 20 hoursJun 15, 2025 22:19:38 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe you got hit by a CME

[ - ] Love240 2 points 15 hoursJun 16, 2025 02:32:12 ago (+2/-0)

So many CMEs!