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Why hasn't Tel Aviv been nuked yet?

submitted by Sleazy to AskUpgoat 1 dayJun 13, 2025 02:01:39 ago (+36/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

What the fuck, Iran said they would nuke Tel Aviv if they were attacked


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[ - ] Trope 5 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 02:04:22 ago (+5/-0)

I will pray that they are and no one else is injured after.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 08:32:02 ago (+0/-0)

I mean india and pakistan won't hurt

[ - ] Conspirologist 2 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 02:06:55 ago (+3/-1)

The ZOG control all nuclear capable countries.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 3 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 04:23:23 ago (+3/-0)

"I care not who makes the laws if I control the currency"

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 dayJun 13, 2025 11:20:11 ago (+1/-0)

Putin

Those kikes sure want to get him for some reason...

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 23 hoursJun 13, 2025 16:13:24 ago (+0/-0)

I bet you also thought WWE wrestling was real.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 11:25:03 ago (+0/-0)

Dunno why someone down voted you.

[ - ] UncleDoug -5 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 02:37:52 ago (+4/-9)

Because of Christcucks.

[ - ] AnmanIndustries 6 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 03:11:51 ago (+7/-1)

You think christians control the use of nukes?

[ - ] paul_neri -2 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 06:10:12 ago (+0/-2)

Iran Christians? @UncleDoug has been acting a bit strange lately. Cabin fever? Covid?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 02:46:18 ago (+2/-0)

It takes 30 minutes

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 03:06:16 ago (+0/-0)

7/10

[ - ] Reawakened 8 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 02:48:39 ago (+10/-2)

That hasn't been scripted into the show yet.

[ - ] paul_neri 10 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 03:05:50 ago (+10/-0)

A terrifying Israeli defence system called ... Donald Trump.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 11:16:37 ago (+0/-0)

LOL

The guy who said the Iron Dome might not protect Israel from Iran?

The same administration that publicly stated "Israel did it without telling us"?

[ - ] edmundo 6 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 03:19:37 ago (+6/-0)

Because the US protects it with all its might.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 04:21:28 ago (+2/-0)

you mean, the foreign occupation government

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 11:15:05 ago (+2/-0)

Zionist occupied government

[ - ] albatrosv15 -1 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 03:49:23 ago (+3/-4)

Because nukes are fake and gay. They would have been used thousands of times.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 04:07:04 ago (+2/-0)

Muslims in israel could have killed every jew ten times over. THey could fentanyl their water and kosher slop if they wanted to.

The war against us isn't being fought in uniforms. Why should the war against everyone else be?

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 04:21:04 ago (+0/-0)

yeah, they dont because its in both their benefit to use each other

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 04:37:10 ago (+2/-0)

Refining U-235, into "weapons grade" product is an extremely difficult process, one the Iranians don't have the capacity for.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 1 dayJun 13, 2025 04:52:16 ago (+1/-0)

yeah

we know

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 06:05:28 ago (+1/-1)

I just read that Iran is very close to achieving that but a few months from "weaponising" it.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 11:24:02 ago (+0/-0)

They've been a few weeks/months away from having nukes for decades now.

[ - ] Logicaviaratio 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 12:39:24 ago (+0/-0)

The process of adding electrons to a molecule is extremely easy and anyone who has the ability to read a book and understand definitions in a dictionary can do it. The difficult part is getting the uranium. Setting up a makeshift belt sander to add additional electrons to it is the easy part.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 13:15:37 ago (+0/-0)

You'd better go take a "basic' science course.

You've been watching too much science-fiction.

[ - ] Logicaviaratio 0 points 18 hoursJun 13, 2025 21:25:24 ago (+0/-0)

I’ll take my Degree in Nuclear Science elsewhere. Moron.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 06:08:07 ago (+1/-2)

Iran’s nuclear program has reached the point at which Iran might be able to enrich enough uranium for five fission weapons within about one week and enough for eight weapons in less than two weeks. For that uranium to pose a nuclear weapon threat, however, it would have to be processed further into weapon components.

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 1 dayJun 13, 2025 07:40:46 ago (+2/-1)

Muh 2 more weeks

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1 dayJun 13, 2025 13:13:08 ago (+1/-0)

With all these hurdles crossed, now the "device" must be "delivered" to a target.

A location big enough to cause mass damage & life loss yet, NOT disrupt the negotiating

process or the resources in which the opposition wants to obtain.

[ - ] Eliack 3 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 06:21:19 ago (+3/-0)

Iran doesn't have nukes...yet. But they are working on it. Which is why they were attacked in the first place.

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 07:19:06 ago (+0/-0)

We Already Know!!!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 06:38:54 ago (+6/-3)

More proof that nukes ARE FAKE AND GAY.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 09:04:28 ago (+0/-0)

Didn't a mini nuke hit a beirut port not too long ago?

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 09:17:23 ago (+0/-0)

Well I recall the explosion but not that it was caused by a nuke. I think there were all kinds of chemicals kept at that port and some people knew this was a problem before the explosion.

I tend to believe there are a lot of mistruths with how nuclear bombs are described.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 09:35:50 ago (+0/-0)

It left a mega crater and looked a whole lot like a nuke going off. And supposedly there were a few frames of video of the missile coming in, but they wanted the main stream story to be that it was "chemicals". Even though we've never, ever seen a "chemical" explosion do anything that even remotely looked like that, alone at scale.

[ - ] hylo 3 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 10:24:08 ago (+3/-0)

Wut. Do you not use the internet or something? I'm on my phone so can't look up everything but China explosions were huge. Beirut was ammonium nitrate (oklahoma city bombing) and lots and lots of explosions in ports in history.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 11:16:16 ago (+0/-0)

I thought they claimed it was fireworks.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 11:17:27 ago (+0/-0)

Fertilizer

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 11:56:27 ago (+0/-0)

A mini nuke? You think they split a really tiny atom?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 15:24:14 ago (+0/-0)

That was a fertilizer warehouse explosion

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 15:45:55 ago (+0/-0)

lol. 6 people needed to tell me now that it wasn't the obvious mini nuke explosion?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 dayJun 13, 2025 15:49:40 ago (+2/-1)

NUKES ARE FAKE N GAY

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 15:51:34 ago (+0/-0)

nah there's just a huge crater there from cow farts

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 23 hoursJun 13, 2025 15:59:15 ago (+1/-0)

FERTILIZER IS EXPLOSIVE

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 20 hoursJun 13, 2025 19:18:18 ago (+0/-0)

Why be so obsessed with nukes being fake and gay if cow poop can leave craters seen from space?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 19 hoursJun 13, 2025 20:56:28 ago (+1/-0)

Obsessed? I am puzzled that people haven't realized NUKES ARE FAKE AND GAY.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 23 hoursJun 13, 2025 16:11:40 ago (+0/-0)

I bet you also have 4 covid jabs.

[ - ] bossman131 1 point 1 dayJun 13, 2025 06:43:36 ago (+1/-0)

welcome to the psyop, simpleton.

[ - ] rise4teen88 7 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 07:57:48 ago (+7/-0)

Because they don't have nukes, and the idea they will within a few weeks has been another lie on jewtv for twenty years now.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 2 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 08:46:21 ago (+2/-0)

Because nobody wants to be called antisemitic.

[ - ] Hermes 1 point 1 dayJun 13, 2025 09:28:01 ago (+1/-0)

Because Iran is controlled by the CIA

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1 dayJun 13, 2025 09:34:58 ago (+1/-0)

I think Iran threatened us instead of pissrael. Then again inbred saracens have never made sense.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 10:53:41 ago (+2/-0)

A lot of backroom deals going on, I assume. IDK. If Iran doesn't respoind then we will have our answer. Bunch of CIA pussies. israel is satans asshole. all jews are foreign enemy combatants and demons from hell.

[ - ] NiggerPete 1 point 1 dayJun 13, 2025 13:51:18 ago (+1/-0)

Persians are a lazy bunch

[ - ] founder 0 points 1 dayJun 13, 2025 14:14:10 ago (+0/-0)

its unlikely that iran has the tech to do it.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 23 hoursJun 13, 2025 16:14:09 ago (+0/-0)

Its unlikely that they exist at all considering jews are completely in control.

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 1 point 23 hoursJun 13, 2025 16:14:49 ago (+1/-0)

jews control all White nations. You think nukes are real when jews have been at the head of the table for over 100 years?

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 22 hoursJun 13, 2025 17:01:04 ago (+1/-0)

Jews control all nations, not just white nations.

Every nation with a jew run central bank is in their control.

Which is every nation except Iran and North Korea

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 1 point 22 hoursJun 13, 2025 17:21:41 ago (+1/-0)

I agree however I also believe they control Iran and North Korea. I just specify White nations as we consider ourselves superior over all others yet have been controlled by kikes for centuries.

[ - ] PuddinTame 1 point 13 hoursJun 14, 2025 02:13:41 ago (+1/-0)

To hell with the nukes....why no dirty bombs smuggled in and detonated?

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 13 hoursJun 14, 2025 02:17:01 ago (+0/-0)

right?