Man Pop-Tarts are buy one get one.. I wish I didn't know so much about Pop-Tarts because I can think of a couple kinds that I wouldn't mind chewing up in my mouth and swallowing down my throat into my belly if you know what I mean - Upgoat

Man Pop-Tarts are buy one get one.. I wish I didn't know so much about Pop-Tarts because I can think of a couple kinds that I wouldn't mind chewing up in my mouth and swallowing down my throat into my belly if you know what I mean
submitted by Saintdindufromthelandofnuffins to Food 3 daysJun 12, 2025 16:33:18 ago (+3/-2) (Food)

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 daysJun 12, 2025 17:11:09 ago (+1/-0)

We get'em once in a great while here but we do get those fruit breakfast bars.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 daysJun 12, 2025 18:16:03 ago (+1/-0)

People eat those? I have a bunch of amazon boxes I'd eat first. More fiber, less sugar.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 3 daysJun 12, 2025 16:35:51 ago (+0/-0)

Walmart and Target surplus poptarts before hurricanes or other catastrophes

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3 daysJun 12, 2025 16:38:17 ago (+0/-0)

All-Natural,Pop-Tarts?

[ - ] Saintdindufromthelandofnuffins [op] 1 point 3 daysJun 12, 2025 16:41:47 ago (+1/-0)

Hey as long as one of them is frosted strawberry and the other is smores if you catch my drift

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3 daysJun 12, 2025 16:50:25 ago (+0/-0)

BOOM! I know, those don't last long around my place!

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 3 daysJun 12, 2025 17:13:36 ago (+0/-0)

Those go to marks bunker in hawaii

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3 daysJun 12, 2025 17:15:09 ago (+1/-0)

?? I don't get-it?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 3 daysJun 12, 2025 17:16:39 ago (+0/-0)

The real poptarts go to mark zuckerborg. The others go to dollar general.

Made from bio engineered stuff

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3 daysJun 12, 2025 17:21:52 ago (+0/-0)

No,no, the "mark bunker" part?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 3 daysJun 12, 2025 17:25:25 ago (+1/-0)

The hawaii bunker? Thats where the real poptarts go. Its a different island

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2 daysJun 12, 2025 18:15:33 ago (+0/-0)

I have absolutely no idea what you mean. You eat kids?

Are you a democrat or something?