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Cock blocked

submitted by UncleDoug to Australia 1 dayJun 12, 2025 04:18:22 ago (+28/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Unlikely suspect caught red-handed over failed rocket launch in Bowen, Qld

Gilmour Space Technologies was due to launch its 23m Eris rocket on May 15 from a cattle paddock in Bowen, but it was aborted after an issue in the ground support system was identified.

Gilmour Space posted a photo of a suspect cockatoo chewing electrical wires at its launch pad in Bowen.


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[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 07:13:51 ago (+0/-0)

tell me your space program is shit without saying it's shit

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 09:49:47 ago (+0/-0)

I am waiting for the news media to blame Putin. Remember that dolphin that was "Putin's agent?"

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 12:29:07 ago (+0/-0)

Yea nah nah yea fahkin oif mayte! Pool yah heedaayut mayte!

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 16:42:18 ago (+0/-0)

How can you launch rockets when your country is upside down?

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 19:12:43 ago (+0/-0)

Tell me you’re not a flat tard.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 19:26:02 ago (+0/-0)

There different sides of a globe.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 19:25:17 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1 dayJun 12, 2025 04:37:28 ago (+1/-0)

Fucken...

STRAYA CUNT

[ - ] Love240 1 point 1 dayJun 12, 2025 04:49:16 ago (+1/-0)

It's for the birds anyway.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 1 dayJun 12, 2025 06:32:12 ago (+1/-0)

He was a cutie.

[ - ] CaptainMongo 1 point 1 dayJun 12, 2025 06:37:32 ago (+1/-0)

Test Payload Consists Of One Jar Of Vegemite...

Am Rather Surprised Armored Cabling Not Used In Exposed Locations

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 19 hoursJun 13, 2025 08:11:30 ago (+1/-0)

The name Bowen doesn't help.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 05:03:24 ago (+3/-0)

Brought to you by Australian Research and Space Exploration.

You can find them here

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 2 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 05:13:48 ago (+2/-0)

LOL, ARSE 🍑

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 6 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 05:24:49 ago (+6/-0)*

Those fucking birds are nothing to fuck with, their beak is the prototype for the modern bolt cutter, had one on my shoulder in Jamaica, they were imported along with a few dozen peacock and peahens, I felt a pinch on my shoulder and then wild tugging and flapping, the fucking teradachtel had a hold of my shirt but that fucker was looking to dissect me but got the shirt instead and now he's trying to fly off with it and he wouldn't back off until the servant wacked it with a broom, and then the peacock fan their tails and start hissing, what a fucking moment that was...I was saved by a nigger "shebroom"...I still have the shirt, the holes left by that fucking bird where it grabbed the material look like they were scissored...but no doubt they make great pets.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 07:36:15 ago (+3/-0)

Upvoted for the "saved by a nigger shebroom" comment.

I loled and everyone around looked at me like I was crazy. Good morning sir.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 09:28:50 ago (+0/-0)

@Peleg ...NOTED

[ - ] hylo 0 points 1 dayJun 12, 2025 13:36:51 ago (+0/-0)

Not as good as pitbulls, though!