Goats, Lie about being Jewish and sign up for this free trip to Yidsrael... Then when nobody is looking, shit in the tour bus. @dirtywhiteboy doesn't even have to lie. - Upgoat

Goats, Lie about being Jewish and sign up for this free trip to Yidsrael... Then when nobody is looking, shit in the tour bus. @dirtywhiteboy doesn't even have to lie.
submitted by Master_Foo to Jews 2 daysJun 10, 2025 16:12:36 ago (+11/-2) (www.birthrightisrael.com)
https://www.birthrightisrael.com/

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[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 2 daysJun 10, 2025 16:19:35 ago (+0/-0)

joos, 18-26 yrs of age?

Getting very specific.!

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 3 points 2 daysJun 10, 2025 16:21:35 ago (+3/-0)

To be fair, nobody wants a Jew with saggy tits.

pinging @big_fat_dangus.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2 daysJun 10, 2025 16:27:59 ago (+1/-0)

I'd be caught damn near immediately. My facial expressions alone would give the game away.

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 1 point 2 daysJun 10, 2025 16:33:41 ago (+1/-0)

I would have to be the first person in history to get a nose job that goes from "Perfect Nordic Nose" to "Jesus Christ Super Schnoz".
Nobody is letting this nose into Israel.
https://qu.ax/vYz1.jpeg

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 daysJun 10, 2025 16:46:23 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 daysJun 10, 2025 16:51:59 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 daysJun 10, 2025 16:48:20 ago (+1/-0)

Send me there and this is what I will do

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8nadcm

[ + ] hylo

[ - ] hylo 1 point 2 daysJun 11, 2025 02:23:47 ago (+1/-0)

Hahaha that is so good!

[ - ] Love240 1 point 2 daysJun 10, 2025 16:49:13 ago (+2/-1)

Very kike-centric, that scat fetish of yours.

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 2 daysJun 10, 2025 17:08:13 ago (+2/-0)

Wouldn't you want to go to Israel though? Jesus is the "king of the jews" and his exploits were done around jews, in Israel. This is geared towards you actually

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 -2 points 2 daysJun 10, 2025 17:10:52 ago (+0/-2)

Why would I want to?

All kingdoms of the earth have been given unto Jesus.

It's not magical dirt or something.

Only retards believe that shit.

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 2 daysJun 10, 2025 17:24:30 ago (+1/-0)

Only retards believe what was written in the Bible? I have a difficult time believing you're actually Christian.

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 1 point 2 daysJun 10, 2025 21:55:32 ago (+1/-0)

@Love240 isn't a Christian, he only thinks he is because he has no ability go self reflect.
So, he only reacts to the world in limited, predictable ways which have been programmed in to him.

[ + ] Love240

[ - ] Love240 -2 points 2 daysJun 10, 2025 17:39:34 ago (+0/-2)

All kingdoms of the earth have been given unto Jesus, it's not special anymore, it's just land.

[ - ] Darwintroll 0 points 2 daysJun 10, 2025 17:17:49 ago (+0/-0)

If you ever read Gen. George Patton's journal, you'd know they wouldn't notice.

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 2 daysJun 11, 2025 07:50:00 ago (+0/-0)

"Come do something illegal in my country so you end up in my jail"

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 1 dayJun 11, 2025 16:12:31 ago (+0/-0)

What did I say that is illegal?

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