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You can sell ANYTHING online these days

submitted by Panic to TellUpgoat 2 daysJun 9, 2025 21:49:11 ago (+11/-0)     (www.cheapbedbugs.com)

https://www.cheapbedbugs.com/live-bed-bugs

On the phone with my sister, I jokingly asked her if there was anything we cannot buy online. She suggested this and POOF! there it was.
Cool website name to. Cannot possibly get scammed on this one.


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[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 2 daysJun 9, 2025 23:22:55 ago (+2/-0)

When I was younger, some friends and I ordered German roach oothecas off a site like that. We stuffed them into a toy pokeball with a couple pieces of cat food, and a note that said "Gotta catch 'em all!" on it. Waited for the oothecas to split open, then mailed it to this retard that we fucking hated.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1 dayJun 10, 2025 07:01:41 ago (+2/-0)

That's pretty funny.

[ - ] observation1 3 points 2 daysJun 9, 2025 22:08:50 ago (+3/-0)

Hang on. 25 bed bugs for $750?

Dafuq. Im in the wrong industry.

There's a market where people subscribe to recieving them regularly?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1 dayJun 10, 2025 07:00:35 ago (+1/-0)

I think they're for dog trainers and pest exterminators.

[ - ] BoozyB 4 points 2 daysJun 9, 2025 22:01:57 ago (+4/-0)

I know some people who deserve......nevermind.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 2 daysJun 9, 2025 22:16:03 ago (+3/-0)

NO! Don't!

This is a NON-incriminating page.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 2 daysJun 9, 2025 22:28:03 ago (+2/-0)

??? I so know someone I'm going to gift some of these critters. Several hundred in fact. ⁹

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2 daysJun 9, 2025 23:48:05 ago (+2/-0)

Yikes! Bedbugs are the gift that keeps on giving.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 1 dayJun 10, 2025 22:40:50 ago (+1/-0)

I've read about them and been scared of getting them at hotels and bringing them home. The person I'm thinking about "gifting" them to is wholly deserving even if he is my brother! Doh! I said that part out loud didn't I? 😂😂😂

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 2 points 2 daysJun 9, 2025 21:58:28 ago (+2/-0)

You can ruin someone's home with these fuckers right? Make them have to get rid of all their clothes and bedding? I like this idear!

[ - ] SundayMatinee 1 point 1 dayJun 10, 2025 12:33:08 ago (+1/-0)

Actually bed bugs are easy to manage. Some diatomaceous earth placed around room openings, interceptors on bed posts, bed covers, and packing your property up in ziploc bags will resolve the problem in a couple of months.

There is zero reason to throw out anything, but it can be annoying to clean up.

[ - ] Panic [op] 0 points 1 dayJun 10, 2025 15:17:55 ago (+0/-0)

First, Shhhhh! Let us have our fun.

Second, DE is great for human consumption. Gentle laxative, cleans out the tough spots in the colon. Plus, it improves skin, ends acne, strengthens bones (a lot) and teeth, prevents hair loss and hair discoloration. Never go gray with one teaspoon a week in liquid (never dry!).

[ - ] Outlaw_Aryan 4 points 2 daysJun 9, 2025 21:56:47 ago (+4/-0)

I was trying to think of a way to exact revenge on someone and all of the sudden there it is!

[ - ] Panic [op] 0 points 1 dayJun 10, 2025 15:12:24 ago (+0/-0)

Just few and BAM! Like forever chemicals after that.