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Minister, Reverend Panic?

submitted by Panic to AskGoats 9 hoursJun 8, 2025 11:18:35 ago (+2/-0)     (AskGoats)

I live in a large senior community in Florida and was asked if I wanted to create a church service in the community center. A few folks know how well I understand the Bible and are tired of the original 'same old stuff' service. I have avoided going to church for many decades, but the offer is tempting. Mine would be a White-centric fellowship. Yes, that is in the Bible, but no churches dare touch that.

What do?


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[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 9 hoursJun 8, 2025 11:41:38 ago (+0/-0)

Try White Nationalist Paganism.
It has everything you want.

Yes, that is in the Bible
No it's not.
Everyone in the Bible is Jewish.
You can't get to White Nationalism from Jewish Nationalism.
All you are is a slave to a Jew.

[ - ] Panic [op] 0 points 8 hoursJun 8, 2025 12:23:02 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Panic [op] 0 points 8 hoursJun 8, 2025 12:51:23 ago (+0/-0)

Everyone in the Bible is Jewish.

Nope, they are Israelites. In the times between the new and old testaments, High Priest Hyrcanus did something new: Hyrcanus initiated a military campaign against the Edomites. During this campaign Hyrcanus conquered Adora, Maresha and other Edomite towns. Hyrcanus then instituted forced conversions of the Edomites to Judaism. This was an unprecedented measure for a Judean ruler; it was the first instance of forced conversion.

Converted Edomites flooded into Judea and these were the people we call jews today. Real Israelites were never jews. Almost all of the real Israelites were force relocated by Assyria to lands to the north. When Assyria fell, these people moved to the Caucuses Mountains, and later flooded into a mostly empty Europe. Coming from the Caucuses, were called Caucasians. That's us, and yes, these were White folks.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 5 hoursJun 8, 2025 15:03:53 ago (+1/-0)

You are right about other groups like edomites being subjected to forced conversions.

But its important to understannd that todays jews including ashkenazi are so unrelated to either ancient hebrews or edomites that it doesn’t matter who the Hasmonians converted.

Im not a theist but I support you promoting any pro-white ideology.

[ - ] Panic [op] 0 points 4 hoursJun 8, 2025 16:54:14 ago (+0/-0)

Not sure if I want to take this on. Most people are Churchitarians. I got my education in London 1978-1979 at the Orange Street Congregational Church. They teach what is called British-Israelism. I only joined because of a cute redhead. Years later, I met a an old man in California teaching a clarification of British-Israelism, and being a bit older, I got interested. Still can't stand going to regular churches. Will post a good link more in line with my interests and my central theme should I do the deed.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 3 hoursJun 8, 2025 17:17:08 ago (+1/-0)

I only joined because of a cute redhead.

Maybe Ill tell you sometime why Im a vegetarian.

They teach what is called British-Israelism.

I think I can guess what that is. I don’t think there’s much evidence for that theory. I always felt scientific explanations for the origins of white people (and everyone else) were always adequate. Theres now alot of DNA evidence from ancient europeans which has allowed scientst to reconstruct how white europeans over time.

I believe that the people most descended from the people who wrote the OT are palestinians and that can be shown genetically.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 7 hoursJun 8, 2025 13:08:14 ago (+0/-0)

Matthew 2:2

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 5 hoursJun 8, 2025 15:30:50 ago (+0/-0)

1 Tim 6:15

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 5 hoursJun 8, 2025 15:36:11 ago (+0/-0)

So, Jesus is the king of the Jews?
I'm glad we agree.
Thanks for taking it a step further and proving that Jesus is also a GloboHomo.

Stop worshipping Jews.

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 4 hoursJun 8, 2025 16:19:28 ago (+0/-0)

A King of kings is a king over the king of Jews.

The Roman emperor of the time would have been emperor over the king of Jews.

King of kings is a higher status.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 4 hoursJun 8, 2025 16:51:55 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, Jesus was a GloboHomo Jew confirmed.
Thanks for agreeing with me.

As for my standards, I will only accept a leader who is a leader for the exclusive benifit of Whites only.

[ - ] Panic [op] 0 points 3 hoursJun 8, 2025 17:10:13 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 9 hoursJun 8, 2025 11:25:24 ago (+1/-0)

Do it.
Start a TV ministry, rake in the dough

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 7 hoursJun 8, 2025 13:08:04 ago (+2/-0)

Are you one of the infamous loofah swingers in the Villages?

[ - ] Panic [op] 0 points 52 minutesJun 8, 2025 20:09:35 ago (+0/-0)

Not there. Never heard of them either, but all sorts of folly happens there.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 7 hoursJun 8, 2025 13:30:34 ago (+3/-0)

Goat village of retired boomers? Be the chaplain!