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Minister, Reverend Panic?

submitted by Panic to AskGoats 3 hoursJun 8, 2025 11:18:35 ago (+2/-0)     (AskGoats)

I live in a large senior community in Florida and was asked if I wanted to create a church service in the community center. A few folks know how well I understand the Bible and are tired of the original 'same old stuff' service. I have avoided going to church for many decades, but the offer is tempting. Mine would be a White-centric fellowship. Yes, that is in the Bible, but no churches dare touch that.

What do?


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[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1 hourJun 8, 2025 13:30:34 ago (+2/-0)

Goat village of retired boomers? Be the chaplain!

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 1 hourJun 8, 2025 13:08:04 ago (+1/-0)

Are you one of the infamous loofah swingers in the Villages?

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 3 hoursJun 8, 2025 11:25:24 ago (+1/-0)

Do it.
Start a TV ministry, rake in the dough

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 3 hoursJun 8, 2025 11:41:38 ago (+0/-0)

Try White Nationalist Paganism.
It has everything you want.

Yes, that is in the Bible
No it's not.
Everyone in the Bible is Jewish.
You can't get to White Nationalism from Jewish Nationalism.
All you are is a slave to a Jew.

[ - ] Panic [op] 0 points 2 hoursJun 8, 2025 12:23:02 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Panic [op] 0 points 2 hoursJun 8, 2025 12:51:23 ago (+0/-0)

Everyone in the Bible is Jewish.

Nope, they are Israelites. In the times between the new and old testaments, High Priest Hyrcanus did something new: Hyrcanus initiated a military campaign against the Edomites. During this campaign Hyrcanus conquered Adora, Maresha and other Edomite towns. Hyrcanus then instituted forced conversions of the Edomites to Judaism. This was an unprecedented measure for a Judean ruler; it was the first instance of forced conversion.

Converted Edomites flooded into Judea and these were the people we call jews today. Real Israelites were never jews. Almost all of the real Israelites were force relocated by Assyria to lands to the north. When Assyria fell, these people moved to the Caucuses Mountains, and later flooded into a mostly empty Europe. Coming from the Caucuses, were called Caucasians. That's us, and yes, these were White folks.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1 hourJun 8, 2025 13:08:14 ago (+0/-0)

Matthew 2:2

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 minutesJun 8, 2025 15:03:53 ago (+0/-0)

You are right about other groups like edomites being subjected to forced conversions.

But its important to understannd that todays jews including ashkenazi are so unrelated to either ancient hebrews or edomites that it doesn’t matter who the Hasmonians converted.

Im not a theist but I support you promoting any pro-white ideology.