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All those Miatas, VW Beetles, and Mini Coopers are starting to make sense...

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 2 daysJun 4, 2025 19:21:17 ago (+19/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 dayJun 5, 2025 13:49:56 ago (+1/-0)

Does this mean Helena drives a golf cart??

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 1 point 1 dayJun 5, 2025 15:44:08 ago (+1/-0)

Ohhh SNABB! @postwallhelena

[ - ] Moravian 0 points 2 daysJun 4, 2025 23:10:45 ago (+0/-0)

Makes sense. If tiny dick men buy large trucks to compensate then wommen with big clappers buy small cars to compensate. Just like small manlets are overly aggressive and braver then tall lanky guys who are usually cowards and weak.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2 daysJun 5, 2025 02:44:51 ago (+0/-0)

Manlet detected.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2 daysJun 4, 2025 20:43:27 ago (+3/-0)

There's a trope of grimy sad bois driving miatas. Had a customer that was in a car club for Miata owners and it was like they were all wearing the same uniform, all sad sacks of shit. I dunno if all of them had shitty cars, but my customer's Miata was a certified bright yellow piece of shit.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 2 points 2 daysJun 4, 2025 20:57:58 ago (+2/-0)

Impressive wiff on the entire point of the post.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 2 daysJun 5, 2025 00:50:02 ago (+1/-0)

The point is what I make it, dingle berry. More often than not the women with cavernous cunts drive lifted trucks around here anyway. The post was fuckin silly.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 daysJun 5, 2025 01:25:41 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 2 daysJun 5, 2025 02:50:50 ago (+0/-0)

Take it back to livejournal bub.

[ - ] hylo 0 points 2 daysJun 5, 2025 10:17:12 ago (+0/-0)

Says the guy with a suspended license. Are you getting jealous now because other people can drive?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 2 daysJun 4, 2025 21:41:42 ago (+2/-0)

Sports car fags are the worst. I have a friend who’s in a Corvette club and even to me, fuck that.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 2 daysJun 4, 2025 22:58:13 ago (+1/-0)

The car clubs are more for sourcing parts and knowledge than for broship.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 2 daysJun 4, 2025 23:24:09 ago (+1/-0)

No, my friend's Corvette club does runs like a motorcycle club. They go back to the Corvette factory in Kentucky every year. These fuckers run new Vettes, worthy of long trips.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 2 daysJun 5, 2025 03:06:22 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds kinda nice, actually.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1 dayJun 5, 2025 21:21:37 ago (+1/-0)

They like it. Its not for me as I don’t join anything.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 2 daysJun 5, 2025 01:28:28 ago (+1/-0)

Do you know of a "Chevette" club?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1 dayJun 5, 2025 21:24:38 ago (+2/-0)

I had a 1984 chevette once. I bought it from the original owner in 1991. It had 65k miles on it and literally everything you could unbolt under the hood had been replaced at least once, I had all the receipts. Either it was a piece of shit or the dealership was fucking over the old lady I bought it from.

[ - ] bosunmoon 1 point 1 dayJun 5, 2025 15:27:17 ago (+1/-0)*

I used to be in a chevette club when I had my 1980 chevy chevette. Some guys in the club had opals and even a few vauxhaul kadets as they are mechanically identical.( forgot the pontiac 100s)

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 2 daysJun 4, 2025 19:46:02 ago (+1/-0)

The inverse of the over-lifted super duty trucks with a pair of balls hanging from the hitch- that have never even been off-road or towed a trailer- that overcompensate for a tiny misshapen cock.