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What's the difference between a circus and a strip club?

submitted by VitaminSieg to Jokes 3 daysMay 30, 2025 20:33:21 ago (+16/-2)     (Jokes)

The circus has cunning stunts.




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[ - ] SilentByAssociation 6 points 3 daysMay 30, 2025 22:13:31 ago (+6/-0)*

Spoonerisms are my top favorite in humour. Duck fat, for example (I just bought a jar of it this past month).

Or... what's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with implants?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

[ - ] JohnnyKarateChop 5 points 3 daysMay 30, 2025 23:41:29 ago (+5/-0)

A man walks into a town he's never been to before. Just as he enters the border, a huge wildcat pounces on him. It knocks him to the ground, then walks away satisfied. He walks into the nearest bar and tells the bartender what happened.

"Yeah, that's the town pastor." he says. "At least it was..."
"What happened to him?" the man asked.
"He prayed every day for god to help him be a loving shepherd for everyone in town. But man, did he love spoonerisms..."

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 3 points 3 daysMay 30, 2025 23:58:01 ago (+3/-0)

Now THIS is funny! I was not expecting the punchline to be how the town pastor became a shoving leopard. That last line is clever. Bravo!

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 3 daysMay 31, 2025 06:39:04 ago (+2/-0)

In a circus, the clowns are the distraction, not the main act.

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 3 daysMay 31, 2025 01:20:27 ago (+1/-0)

Same vein... Tribe of pygmies and a women's track team.

[ - ] VitaminSieg [op] 1 point 3 daysMay 30, 2025 20:35:40 ago (+1/-0)*

Oops
Americafreedums won't allow bottomless strippers because reasons.
Seethe &

[ - ] Her0n 2 points 3 daysMay 31, 2025 04:58:20 ago (+2/-0)

The laws are different from state to state. Some allow bottoms off anytime, others say only if the club doesn't sell alcohol, and so.e don't allow the bottoms off at all.

I learned this 15-20 years ago, getting dragged to strip clubs by my shop because the guys all wanted to go to them.

I hate strip clubs...

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 daysMay 31, 2025 11:12:08 ago (+0/-0)

Think of it this way.

Your initial investment in the strippers pales in comparison to the initial investment of a wife.

The money you've squandered on the strippers is a one time deal.

The money you squander on a wife is a lifetime deal.

Which one makes for a better investment?

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2 daysMay 31, 2025 20:01:49 ago (+0/-0)

I'm not having sex, nor kids, with a stripper.