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[ - ] Master_B 7 points 1 dayMay 28, 2025 06:38:13 ago (+7/-0)

Still hard to clean da chickin.

[ - ] BushChuck5002 3 points 1 dayMay 28, 2025 08:47:49 ago (+3/-0)

The fuck is with the chicken washing?

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1 dayMay 28, 2025 09:14:25 ago (+2/-0)

people who don't cook like to add things to the cooking process because they think it makes them look like they know how to cook.

Examples

getting flour and batter everywhere when making pancakes/cupcakes

over mixing

washing chicken

turning the oven on 300 for a pre boxed frozen item so it takes 2 hours to cook instead of the ~20 mins it should take so they can say "I spent all day cooking!"

overly seasoning food

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 dayMay 28, 2025 11:19:39 ago (+1/-0)

Sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit hoooowytee ain seesonin nayfin ryyyyte niiiguhhhh! Gnome seyin?!

[ - ] Master_B 0 points 1 dayMay 28, 2025 12:07:26 ago (+0/-0)

The "beeping smoke alarm" of previous years.
Search "raw chicken wash soap".

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 1 dayMay 28, 2025 09:16:38 ago (+3/-0)

directions unclear puts soap in chicken.

[ - ] TheNoticing 2 points 1 dayMay 28, 2025 09:55:18 ago (+2/-0)

Stuff a whole bar in your next Thanksgiving turkey.

[ - ] puremadness 2 points 1 dayMay 28, 2025 12:56:50 ago (+2/-0)

clean af

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 23 hoursMay 28, 2025 13:25:05 ago (+1/-0)

It dun be any kleener.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 21 hoursMay 28, 2025 15:34:00 ago (+1/-0)

Or directions written perfectly clear, but nigger brains unclear from jenkem and weed.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 20 hoursMay 28, 2025 16:35:26 ago (+0/-0)

Hah! That makes more sense.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1 dayMay 28, 2025 09:54:09 ago (+1/-0)

wypipo dun cleen dey chikkin wit Di-oo.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 dayMay 28, 2025 11:18:12 ago (+1/-0)

Hoooowytee ain cleanin no chackin ryyyyte ennymuffukin wei nigga.

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 1 dayMay 28, 2025 04:51:20 ago (+3/-0)

Centuries of effort and it STILL hasn't taken. They're as filthy now as ever they were.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 1 dayMay 28, 2025 07:57:25 ago (+3/-0)

Mimicry does not equal understanding.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 1 dayMay 28, 2025 11:17:19 ago (+2/-0)

Asians on Sydney trains routinely spray the train down with deodorant when mudslomes enter.

Australians being afraid of being perceived as racist look on in horror while they're slowly enslaved.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 1 dayMay 28, 2025 10:40:44 ago (+1/-0)

Soap is raciss!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 dayMay 28, 2025 11:22:44 ago (+0/-0)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy yoaruh gud bubby! Stamp out duhhhhh exculashuhz ov annie symetricisms!! Kvetch!

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 dayMay 28, 2025 08:30:38 ago (+1/-0)

suckers for a cause.

Oh look we are the greatest for teaching soap and cleanliness to these savages. our benevolency is godly meanwhile (((proctor and gamble))) sell more soap to further their colonizing agenda.

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 1 dayMay 28, 2025 12:55:46 ago (+0/-0)

wash yo fuckin hands

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1 dayMay 28, 2025 09:53:05 ago (+0/-0)

Interacting with niggers was the first step towards the White races downfall.