I’d like to open a clinic to treat people with pedophilia. What do you guys think of my first piece of medical equipment? - Upgoat

I’d like to open a clinic to treat people with pedophilia. What do you guys think of my first piece of medical equipment?
submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 2 daysMay 26, 2025 20:13:52 ago (+40/-4) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/367xly.jpeg

[ - ] drstrangergov 3 points 2 daysMay 26, 2025 20:20:04 ago (+3/-0)

some jobs require a scalpel, some require a hammer. some require a woodchipper

[ - ] Steelerfish 4 points 2 daysMay 26, 2025 20:33:13 ago (+4/-0)*

Open the office on the third floor of an office building.

1st piece of equipment should be renting the dumpster located directly below the balcony from which they will test gravity from….

[ + ] Trope

[ - ] Trope [op] 2 points 2 daysMay 26, 2025 21:12:41 ago (+2/-0)

I like your setup but I prefer it be mulch landing into the dumpster below.

[ - ] 2Drunk 9 points 2 daysMay 26, 2025 20:44:10 ago (+9/-0)

You're gonna need a bigger wood chipper.

[ + ] Trope

[ - ] Trope [op] 5 points 2 daysMay 26, 2025 21:11:53 ago (+5/-0)

The sad thing is you’re not exaggerating in the slightest.

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 2 daysMay 26, 2025 23:14:32 ago (+4/-0)

How many times do I have to explain to Upgoat which tool is best? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPjD48ce0J8

[ + ] Cunty

[ - ] Cunty 3 points 2 daysMay 27, 2025 02:21:35 ago (+3/-0)

I had never heard of that device, I think you're correct, they go in alive though!.

[ + ] kammmmak

[ - ] kammmmak 3 points 1 dayMay 27, 2025 06:22:16 ago (+3/-0)

Wonder why the comments are off lol.

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1 dayMay 27, 2025 12:11:49 ago (+0/-0)

What disgusting subhuman country is that?

[ + ] KosherHiveKicker

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 2 daysMay 26, 2025 23:43:19 ago (+1/-0)

- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPAD4kjSl48

This scene from The Walking Dead solves all problems.

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 2 daysMay 26, 2025 21:09:52 ago (+2/-0)

https://sherrill-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/8c07c8cd5e7b11401c5e23c770be585b0e6375f9e471df2dd243d21dfbbb619a.jpg

[ - ] Reawakened 1 point 2 daysMay 26, 2025 21:30:29 ago (+1/-0)

I would use it as a deportation office. And I'd go tub grinder.

[ - ] Reunto 5 points 2 daysMay 26, 2025 21:35:18 ago (+5/-0)

Seeking tree-tment

[ - ] VitaminSieg 5 points 2 daysMay 26, 2025 22:04:04 ago (+5/-0)

Safe & Effective, no trials needed.

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 2 daysMay 26, 2025 22:20:33 ago (+2/-0)

I have many seeds
https://ibb.co/4RP7Psm6

[ - ] kammmmak 2 points 2 daysMay 26, 2025 22:43:30 ago (+2/-0)

Here's another option..https://files.catbox.moe/dw0o3d.mp4

[ + ] WhiteCollarCriminal

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 2 daysMay 26, 2025 23:04:53 ago (+1/-0)

Umm... Yep, that'll do it! 😂

[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 2 daysMay 26, 2025 23:22:50 ago (+1/-0)

SHREDDER IS THE ONLY OPTION. WHY SELECT A BUTTERKNIFE TO CUT A STEAK?? Woodchipper. pffffffft

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 2 daysMay 27, 2025 01:26:37 ago (+1/-0)

I've always said this is the best way

[ - ] Leveraction 3 points 2 daysMay 26, 2025 23:08:44 ago (+3/-0)

I like it!! You will make a ton of money. In fact, we'll all chip in (no pun).

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 2 daysMay 26, 2025 23:09:47 ago (+2/-0)

Where do I donate and/or apply for a job?

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 dayMay 28, 2025 02:34:06 ago (+0/-0)

No job.

Too many volunteers.

[ - ] uvulectomy 0 points 2 daysMay 26, 2025 23:12:30 ago (+0/-0)

https://youtu.be/FB4hD4g22Uc?t=80

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 2 daysMay 26, 2025 23:52:23 ago (+0/-0)

I maintain the sandpaper floor is the more brutal and humorous option.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 dayMay 28, 2025 02:36:33 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe someone should actually build some of these magical contraptions we read about.

Like the cage with the bear and eagle bffs or the special curved shotgun hole.

Masturbation machine already been done. Either you cant be wanked to death or white chicks are superhuman with the jackhammering that shit does...

Er. Or so ive heard.

[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 2 daysMay 27, 2025 00:05:36 ago (+2/-0)

Hey this is anti semitic!

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 2 daysMay 27, 2025 00:13:57 ago (+0/-0)

We have a special sub for this on upgoat

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 0 points 2 daysMay 27, 2025 00:49:54 ago (+0/-0)

Wood-chipper is the final scene. We gotta start with some pear of anguish first. And then when that’s snug like a bug toss them in a pool of syringes. I think we’ve gotta put some real fear into these people if we want to see it stop.

[ - ] DivineLight2 2 points 2 daysMay 27, 2025 00:51:47 ago (+2/-0)

Also a cure to the jew virus, hag worship epidemic and jeet/nig plague! Very versatile.

[ - ] WanderingToast 1 point 2 daysMay 27, 2025 04:03:39 ago (+1/-0)

First piece of equipment you need is an mri machine because these can actually be used to detect peadophiles...

Cant be fooled...

[ - ] Looneyskiprooney 0 points 1 dayMay 27, 2025 09:10:12 ago (+0/-0)

Needs a catcher so you can fertilize!

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1 dayMay 27, 2025 12:13:36 ago (+0/-0)

I don't want my food to be fertilized by pedos.

[ - ] Anotherone 1 point 1 dayMay 27, 2025 09:11:08 ago (+1/-0)

Need a veermer, bandit sucks

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1 dayMay 27, 2025 11:27:33 ago (+0/-0)

100% effective

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 1 dayMay 27, 2025 12:11:02 ago (+0/-0)

I support it.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 1 dayMay 27, 2025 13:02:55 ago (+2/-0)

Woodchipper therapy has a 100% cure ratio for for pedophilia, followed closely by copper jacketed led therapy

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I’d like to open a clinic to treat people with pedophilia. What do you guys think of my first piece of medical equipment? submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 2 daysMay 26, 2025 20:13:52 ago (+40/-4) (files.catbox.moe)https://files.catbox.moe/367xly.jpeg

I’d like to open a clinic to treat people with pedophilia. What do you guys think of my first piece of medical equipment?
submitted by Trope to TellUpgoat 2 daysMay 26, 2025 20:13:52 ago (+40/-4) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/367xly.jpeg