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I decided I'm going to wear a tank top and jock strap all day while drinking boxed wine

submitted by 2Drunk to whatever 8 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:04:09 ago (+14/-3)     (whatever)

I have real life goals!


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[ - ] PostWallHelena -2 points 6 hoursMay 24, 2025 16:32:20 ago (+0/-2)

You shouldn’t drink

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 3 points 5 hoursMay 24, 2025 17:23:53 ago (+3/-0)

I was told it makes you look thinner. I was lied to.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 4 hoursMay 24, 2025 18:17:01 ago (+1/-0)

We can make jokes about it. Or we can tell the truth. When you quit drinking you will reclaim some of that dignity you seem to have lost.

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 1 point 3 hoursMay 24, 2025 19:20:06 ago (+1/-0)

Okay grandma

oops, you don't have kids

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 hoursMay 24, 2025 19:50:54 ago (+0/-0)

But unlike you, I have dignity.

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 1 point 2 hoursMay 24, 2025 19:56:19 ago (+1/-0)

Do you? Than why roll around in the trash with someone like me?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2 hoursMay 24, 2025 19:58:49 ago (+1/-0)

Did that happen? Or did I just encourage you to quit drinking an reclaim your dignity?

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 1 point 2 hoursMay 24, 2025 20:01:30 ago (+1/-0)

It was a joke. Much like your virginity.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 hourMay 24, 2025 21:20:38 ago (+0/-0)

Dude looked another dudes junk.

[ - ] ArcturianDeathTrap 0 points 2 hoursMay 24, 2025 19:54:00 ago (+0/-0)

You just don't know how

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 8 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:29:53 ago (+0/-0)

Bro! Where are we hanging out at? You-Me, best buds. Let's skip the jock strap thing though alright, it's a little gay. I hope thats not a deal killer.

[ - ] beece 0 points 6 hoursMay 24, 2025 16:04:53 ago (+0/-0)

Jock Strap? Sounds too french for me, I'm out. Wait, boxed wine ya say? .....


hmmmm, Carhart overalls I've got plenty of, can do that instead.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 hourMay 24, 2025 21:19:33 ago (+0/-0)

FloridaMan is that you?!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 7 hoursMay 24, 2025 15:20:31 ago (+1/-0)

Helena?? Is that you?

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 6 hoursMay 24, 2025 15:55:30 ago (+1/-0)

Just the strap? Why not some assless chaps?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 1 hourMay 24, 2025 21:22:24 ago (+0/-0)

Don't use my lines dickface.

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 7 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:57:49 ago (+2/-0)

Trying to flirt with and pick up PwH.
You just might get her to come over with the box of wine, but she will stay for the jock strap.
🤣

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 8 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:11:46 ago (+3/-0)

Stay inside with curtains & drapes drawn!

I don't want you arrested; you're too damn amusing!

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 3 points 8 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:12:41 ago (+3/-0)

You're not my supervisor!

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 8 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:18:39 ago (+3/-0)

It's true!

Drunks,never take sound advice.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 8 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:19:51 ago (+3/-0)

BASED!

[ - ] Reawakened 5 points 8 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:13:48 ago (+5/-0)

Not a visual I needed...

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 5 points 8 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:16:23 ago (+5/-0)

But the visual you got none the less...

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 8 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:18:20 ago (+7/-0)

I approve of this agenda. Proceed.