I decided I'm going to wear a tank top and jock strap all day while drinking boxed wine - Upgoat

I decided I'm going to wear a tank top and jock strap all day while drinking boxed wine
submitted by 2Drunk to whatever 4 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:04:09 ago (+12/-1) (whatever)

I have real life goals!

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[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 3 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:18:20 ago (+7/-0)

I approve of this agenda. Proceed.

[ - ] Reawakened 5 points 4 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:13:48 ago (+5/-0)

Not a visual I needed...

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[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 5 points 4 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:16:23 ago (+5/-0)

But the visual you got none the less...

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 3 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:19:51 ago (+3/-0)

BASED!

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 4 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:11:46 ago (+3/-0)

Stay inside with curtains & drapes drawn!

I don't want you arrested; you're too damn amusing!

[ + ] 2Drunk

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 3 points 4 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:12:41 ago (+3/-0)

You're not my supervisor!

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[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:18:39 ago (+2/-0)

It's true!

Drunks,never take sound advice.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 2 hoursMay 24, 2025 15:55:30 ago (+1/-0)

Just the strap? Why not some assless chaps?

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 2 hoursMay 24, 2025 15:20:31 ago (+1/-0)

Helena?? Is that you?

[ - ] beece 0 points 2 hoursMay 24, 2025 16:04:53 ago (+0/-0)

Jock Strap? Sounds too french for me, I'm out. Wait, boxed wine ya say? .....

hmmmm, Carhart overalls I've got plenty of, can do that instead.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 3 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:57:49 ago (+0/-0)

Trying to flirt with and pick up PwH.
You just might get her to come over with the box of wine, but she will stay for the jock strap.
🤣

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 3 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:29:53 ago (+0/-0)

Bro! Where are we hanging out at? You-Me, best buds. Let's skip the jock strap thing though alright, it's a little gay. I hope thats not a deal killer.

[ - ] PostWallHelena -1 points 1 hourMay 24, 2025 16:32:20 ago (+0/-1)

You shouldn’t drink

[ + ] 2Drunk

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 2 points 52 minutesMay 24, 2025 17:23:53 ago (+2/-0)

I was told it makes you look thinner. I was lied to.

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I decided I'm going to wear a tank top and jock strap all day while drinking boxed wine submitted by 2Drunk to whatever 4 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:04:09 ago (+12/-1) (whatever)

I decided I'm going to wear a tank top and jock strap all day while drinking boxed wine
submitted by 2Drunk to whatever 4 hoursMay 24, 2025 14:04:09 ago (+12/-1) (whatever)