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Seriously. Don't be gay. Cover those pits. No one except a homo wants to see them.

Don't embarrass yourself.
No one will tell you except me.

You're a man. You aren't meant to "feel free" and loose and "letting it all hang out".

Stoicism, steadiness, understated strength, decorum. These are the traits of a man.

Flamboyant dress. Revealing dress. Flippant clothing. These are for women.