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[ - ] fnbs 5 points 14 hoursMay 23, 2025 12:44:03 ago (+5/-0)

He handled that like he deals with that crap all day long

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 10 points 13 hoursMay 23, 2025 13:37:05 ago (+10/-0)*

I know nogs very well. I grew up around them and have worked with them my whole life. Let me give you a frightening glimpse into their “thought process:”

In his mind, he is doing a favor by simply giving money in exchange for goods/services. He feels that the proprietor of the place should really be giving him the gum for free. After all, this guy chose to open a store in his neighborhood where they all go to buy things, so he should “give back to the community” because Blacks have been through slavery and it’s hard being a nigga(er) and it’s just a pack of gum. The guy behind the counter should be happy because he could have just as easily stolen it. Really, he thinks about robbing this store very often, but knows that it would violate his parole and send him back to prison. That makes him angry. In his mind, he jealously hates this guy for owning this store or even just being able to hold down a job like a non-nigger. But what can he do? He doesn’t want any more trouble with the cops because if he assaults the guy in a jealous rage, he’ll be arrested. If he steals, he’ll be trespassed and this is the closest store to his home that he already doesn’t have beef at, so all he can do is begrudgingly patronize this place that represents the modest success that he will be never have, so he performs little micro-aggressions to express his contempt for the system he feels he is trapped in.

[ - ] dalai_llama 2 points 9 hoursMay 23, 2025 18:18:38 ago (+2/-0)

lmfao you sound like "the nigger whisperer" or some shit. You should have your own TV show where you teach people how to understand nigger behavior, like Steve Irwin except you wrasstle negros instead of crocs.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 hoursMay 23, 2025 20:06:36 ago (+0/-0)

The nigger whisperer

Should be a tv show.

[ - ] JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 3 hoursMay 23, 2025 23:27:46 ago (+0/-0)

I think that's called "Scared Straight"

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 12 hoursMay 23, 2025 15:09:27 ago (+1/-0)

I thought he placed it on the edge to swipe it back but yours also makes sense.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 11 hoursMay 23, 2025 16:08:44 ago (+0/-0)

Yep, I was waiting for the nigg to grab the gum & the coin and split.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 10 hoursMay 23, 2025 16:46:06 ago (+0/-0)

Then why even go to the counter? It makes more sense to just palm it and walk out. At least then, he’d have some bullshit plausible deniability saying he meant to pay but just absentmindedly forgot and walked out.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 4 hoursMay 23, 2025 23:14:13 ago (+0/-0)

The groid mind needs to feel it is superior in some way.

nigg's just don't know that everything it does is always inferior.

[ - ] __47__ 0 points 3 hoursMay 24, 2025 00:00:51 ago (+0/-0)

You nailed it. Had fucking nogs getting so offended when I'd ban them from selling second hand brand new Lego sets, Blu rays, 4ks, records that were clearly stolen and they're trying to sell the same shit to the second hand shop I worked at every fucking day. "That's racist!" "What I need a receipt for?" "This is bullshit!" Smelling of weed and blunt wrappers wearing hoodies with the hood up in 90 degree weather and a covid diaper on their face. Still gotta give me your ID. "What that for?" Well as it says where you're signing that this is your property. IE if you're stealing and selling you're fucked. Also due to my state laws if I suspect they're selling stolen merchandise I'm not supposed to buy it. If I knowingly did I'd go to county. I'm not helping you out.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 13 hoursMay 23, 2025 14:16:30 ago (+4/-0)

nigger a nigger and watch the nigger nigger because its own nigger behavior.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 11 hoursMay 23, 2025 16:04:54 ago (+1/-0)

Somehow, that makes perfect sense, to me.

[ - ] Thedancingsousa 2 points 12 hoursMay 23, 2025 15:11:43 ago (+2/-0)

It's like the nigs run on two separate threads. One thread is the action thread and it tries to be as asshole as possible. The other is the narrative thread that tries to understand the world and all it sees is people being assholes to it.

It's 100% like the narrative thread has no clue what the action thread has done even 5 seconds prior.

This has always been my theory but this one interaction shows it in the shortest amount of time. It's why they dindu nuffin. Listen to their voice. They believe it.

It's like the negroid frontal lobe is not attached to the motor cortex. It's observing its own actions as a complete outsider and even less so then it's observing others actions.

[ - ] JohnnyKarateChop 0 points 3 hoursMay 23, 2025 23:38:27 ago (+0/-0)

I've never heard the 15-minute nigger theory explained that way. I think you just took it from "It's funny 'cause it's true" to "It's just true" Like, if you explained that to the average person on the street in a completely neutral way like

"Did you know africans have a less direct connection between the parts of their brain responsible for motor control and the parts responsible for abstract thought? Something something prehistoric hunting instinct, something something tribal survival."

I bet most people would pretend to already know that because it just seems so damn obvious.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 8 hoursMay 23, 2025 18:32:30 ago (+0/-0)

The concept was too complex for the nigger to even realize.