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[ - ] fnbs 5 points 7 hoursMay 23, 2025 12:44:03 ago (+5/-0)

He handled that like he deals with that crap all day long

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 9 points 7 hoursMay 23, 2025 13:37:05 ago (+9/-0)*

I know nogs very well. I grew up around them and have worked with them my whole life. Let me give you a frightening glimpse into their “thought process:”

In his mind, he is doing a favor by simply giving money in exchange for goods/services. He feels that the proprietor of the place should really be giving him the gum for free. After all, this guy chose to open a store in his neighborhood where they all go to buy things, so he should “give back to the community” because Blacks have been through slavery and it’s hard being a nigga(er) and it’s just a pack of gum. The guy behind the counter should be happy because he could have just as easily stolen it. Really, he thinks about robbing this store very often, but knows that it would violate his parole and send him back to prison. That makes him angry. In his mind, he jealously hates this guy for owning this store or even just being able to hold down a job like a non-nigger. But what can he do? He doesn’t want any more trouble with the cops because if he assaults the guy in a jealous rage, he’ll be arrested. If he steals, he’ll be trespassed and this is the closest store to his home that he already doesn’t have beef at, so all he can do is begrudgingly patronize this place that represents the modest success that he will be never have, so he performs little micro-aggressions to express his contempt for the system he feels he is trapped in.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 5 hoursMay 23, 2025 15:09:27 ago (+1/-0)

I thought he placed it on the edge to swipe it back but yours also makes sense.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 4 hoursMay 23, 2025 16:08:44 ago (+0/-0)

Yep, I was waiting for the nigg to grab the gum & the coin and split.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 3 hoursMay 23, 2025 16:46:06 ago (+0/-0)

Then why even go to the counter? It makes more sense to just palm it and walk out. At least then, he’d have some bullshit plausible deniability saying he meant to pay but just absentmindedly forgot and walked out.

[ - ] dalai_llama 1 point 2 hoursMay 23, 2025 18:18:38 ago (+1/-0)

lmfao you sound like "the nigger whisperer" or some shit. You should have your own TV show where you teach people how to understand nigger behavior, like Steve Irwin except you wrasstle negros instead of crocs.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 33 minutesMay 23, 2025 20:06:36 ago (+0/-0)

The nigger whisperer

Should be a tv show.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 6 hoursMay 23, 2025 14:16:30 ago (+4/-0)

nigger a nigger and watch the nigger nigger because its own nigger behavior.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 4 hoursMay 23, 2025 16:04:54 ago (+1/-0)

Somehow, that makes perfect sense, to me.

[ - ] Thedancingsousa 2 points 5 hoursMay 23, 2025 15:11:43 ago (+2/-0)

It's like the nigs run on two separate threads. One thread is the action thread and it tries to be as asshole as possible. The other is the narrative thread that tries to understand the world and all it sees is people being assholes to it.

It's 100% like the narrative thread has no clue what the action thread has done even 5 seconds prior.

This has always been my theory but this one interaction shows it in the shortest amount of time. It's why they dindu nuffin. Listen to their voice. They believe it.

It's like the negroid frontal lobe is not attached to the motor cortex. It's observing its own actions as a complete outsider and even less so then it's observing others actions.

[ - ] Prairie 0 points 2 hoursMay 23, 2025 18:32:30 ago (+0/-0)

The concept was too complex for the nigger to even realize.