...just don't fuck with my stromadolites or cytoplasmic composition...I'm only going to warn them once, after that I'm sending in Paula with a Ryder van packed full of fertilizer and copies of Anne Frank's diary.
I've been to China, and had the wondrous experience of spraying a squat toilet with fiery explosive diarrhoea in a train station after a night of spicy hot pot. To add to the majestical experience, there was also no toilet paper, so I had to use my underwear and had to walk around with a shitty ass for the rest of the day.
I'm sure if you went to any public toilet in China you would discover hundreds of new bacteria that the Earth has never been seen before.
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Traveling to places that will get you the big sonic boom D from the food or water is just no fun after 45 or so. Even here in the States, I can't do a food truck. When one eats and drinks clean, the littlest bacteria and youur body is going to go into detox mode and expel without discretion.
Why the fuck have you not been to new zealand? Years ago before it became insane? When it was paradise for adventurers? Before all the billionaire's and their bunkers?
Agree with a lot of that. After suffering stomach nausea for the past year for god knows what reason (and the Drs certainly didn't know) I too wouldn't eat from a food van. In fact I am scared shitless (no pun) of upsetting my gut microbiome as the misery leads to depression. Yes I'm prattling on about myself but it's an issue that rules my life.
For some reason I have never found NZ interesting - probably too wet (= miserable).
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I'm sure if you went to any public toilet in China you would discover hundreds of new bacteria that the Earth has never been seen before.
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Why the fuck have you not been to new zealand? Years ago before it became insane? When it was paradise for adventurers? Before all the billionaire's and their bunkers?
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For some reason I have never found NZ interesting - probably too wet (= miserable).
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