Killed 2 coyotes with a shovel...at night pitch darkness, while taking a piss and holding a flashlight and with a category 7.3 sneeze loading in my left nostril and a twitch in my right eye...that's about it.
Were they locked together while fucking? I'm glad that doesn't happen to humans. I fucked the neighbors wife once and only barely made it out the back door as he was coming home.
I let a dog hump my leg when I was a kid. I didn't really understand what he was doing. But we all laughed while he did it. That was the gayest thing. Also I got a massage from a male masseuse and enjoyed it.Nothing sexual or anything. That's it.
[ - ] dassar 1 point 11 hoursMay 21, 2025 03:38:56 ago (+1/-0)
Umm, probably making eye contact last week with the dirty filthy hobo sitting outside the pharmacy, which he took as an invitation that i wanted to engage in mutual conversation to hear his spiel for 'some spare change mister', then turned into him suggesting we take a quest to the nearest ATM when i said 'nope, i dont have cash, it's a digital word fella'.
Request denied.
Gaaay af !. But that's just me. Never make eye contact. Lesson learnt.
I was at a hotel bar with a group of friends and I don’t know what I was thinking, I ordered a cosmopolitan. My friends all laughed, one said “dude, you know that’s a chick drink!” I still haven’t lived that down, gaaaaay!
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Request denied.
Gaaay af !. But that's just me.
Never make eye contact. Lesson learnt.
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