Killed 2 coyotes with a shovel...at night pitch darkness, while taking a piss and holding a flashlight and with a category 7.3 sneeze loading in my left nostril and a twitch in my right eye...that's about it.
Were they locked together while fucking? I'm glad that doesn't happen to humans. I fucked the neighbors wife once and only barely made it out the back door as he was coming home.
[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 4 hoursMay 21, 2025 04:48:31 ago (+1/-0)
I let a dog hump my leg when I was a kid. I didn't really understand what he was doing. But we all laughed while he did it. That was the gayest thing. Also I got a massage from a male masseuse and enjoyed it.Nothing sexual or anything. That's it.
[ - ] dassar 1 point 5 hoursMay 21, 2025 03:38:56 ago (+1/-0)
Umm, probably making eye contact last week with the dirty filthy hobo sitting outside the pharmacy, which he took as an invitation that i wanted to engage in mutual conversation to hear his spiel for 'some spare change mister', then turned into him suggesting we take a quest to the nearest ATM when i said 'nope, i dont have cash, it's a digital word fella'.
Request denied.
Gaaay af !. But that's just me. Never make eye contact. Lesson learnt.
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 6 points 6 hoursMay 21, 2025 02:21:09 ago (+6/-0)
[ + ] WhiteCollarCriminal
[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 4 hoursMay 21, 2025 04:16:22 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper
[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 5 hoursMay 21, 2025 03:26:16 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] ProudRebel
[ - ] ProudRebel 0 points 20 minutesMay 21, 2025 08:29:57 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Cunty
[ - ] Cunty 2 points 6 hoursMay 21, 2025 02:29:57 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Rowdybme
[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 4 hoursMay 21, 2025 04:48:31 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] dassar
[ - ] dassar 1 point 5 hoursMay 21, 2025 03:38:56 ago (+1/-0)
Request denied.
Gaaay af !. But that's just me.
Never make eye contact. Lesson learnt.
[ + ] FacelessOne
[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 5 hoursMay 21, 2025 02:52:16 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] dirtywhiteboy
[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 1 point 5 hoursMay 21, 2025 02:54:25 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] observation1
[ - ] observation1 1 point 6 hoursMay 21, 2025 02:01:48 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] o0shad0o
[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 2 hoursMay 21, 2025 06:29:14 ago (+0/-0)