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I’m at work. A good job. Where people retire n shit. They work 20-30 years. All of a sudden I’m in charge

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 13 hoursMay 19, 2025 20:07:41 ago (+9/-0)     (whatever)

We got a new boss. Guys with decades of experience leave or change. Then you got little old me. 5 years and they tell me you’re in charge now. Wtf bro. I’m just tripping out man. Like a week ago I was the least experienced and now I’m training and I’m making every call. I’m the man as they say. wtf man. How does this happen. See this is why you need to fuck off at work I went and showed them that I’m not retarded and now I’m paying for it. I wanna kick back and let veterans handle this bullshit.


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[ - ] Steelerfish 4 points 13 hoursMay 19, 2025 20:40:34 ago (+4/-0)

Now you can make them show you their Dick, or fire them.

Cheers.
Good luck

[ - ] JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 10 hoursMay 20, 2025 00:00:42 ago (+1/-0)

I think that would fall under "Workplace Sexual Harassment", bit I think Saint is more into Sexual His-assment.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 1 hourMay 20, 2025 08:20:22 ago (+0/-0)

His-assment nothing! It was his dick pics he was after your honor!

[ - ] GreatSatan 3 points 13 hoursMay 19, 2025 20:18:25 ago (+3/-0)

Your reward for being a good worker is more work

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 5 hoursMay 20, 2025 04:28:40 ago (+1/-0)

You know the first time I ever learned that I was at Walmart and they were like hey can you unload a truck and I said sure. I unload the truck they said wow you just did that faster than anyone has ever done it. I thought “great now I’m gonna have to fucking do it all the time.” I was right. Every 2 or so days. They’re like “you’re strong”yea bullshit dude at the time I hadn’t been to a gym in 6 years. And if I slowed down they started complaining. I slowed down a lot cause I was skull fucking amphetamines at the time. I stopped caring fast but still they kept bitching and that was annoying: I remember I mised and I called to ask if I was fired they said no you’re good then I missed the next day. Man fuck Walmart. They just went full on “how about instead of changing our shit we just rape our employees” I could go all day on the shit they did. It was fun when I quit caring though. It took straight up skipping to get fired. I didn’t even do it on purpose I think it was involuntary. Subconscious

[ - ] drstrangergov 2 points 12 hoursMay 19, 2025 21:15:11 ago (+2/-0)

the company you work for, like so many others, are having a competency crisis. read "atlas shrugged", and realize that everyone that was worth a shit left.all that is left is you. it shouldnt be long now. what happens next will be upon all of you.

[ - ] Thedancingsousa 3 points 11 hoursMay 19, 2025 22:51:20 ago (+3/-0)*

Yep. Seen it. Sometimes it happens if a company over promises to get really good talent. Eventually the good talent all realizes around the same time the mobility they were promised isn't there and they make their own mobility.

It doesn't mean the company is fucked. It means it might be fucked. It all depends on OP more than anything else. OP do not higher niggers even if you get short handed or upper management pushes for it. Do you know what happens if you hire them. The exact same "every one bail" that happened in mid management happens to the talented folks at the bottom. Now your shop will never retain good workers.

Hire white hire right. If you can't meet demand (short handed) raise prices. Do not try to meet surplus demand with highering niggers no matter what upper management says. If they make you hire then fire the first second they fuck up.

It's better to do less volume with a good team then high volume with a bad team. A good team can grow. A bad team will fester and decay and rot out a company from the inside. You will not retain the people you want if they have to work with niggers.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 12 hoursMay 19, 2025 21:08:33 ago (+2/-0)

Hire a hot little office siren as your assistant.
Then sexually harass her.
Problem solved

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 9 hoursMay 20, 2025 00:53:56 ago (+1/-0)

Is it a meth lab?

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 1 point 5 hoursMay 20, 2025 04:30:10 ago (+1/-0)

It’s a pretty lucrative business they got like trillions of dollars I’m sure

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 13 minutesMay 20, 2025 09:52:07 ago (+0/-0)

Meth lab confirmed

[ - ] BMN003 1 point 9 hoursMay 20, 2025 00:34:32 ago (+1/-0)

How in charge are you, really? Could you fire everyone currently working there and replace them? You don't own the company, so at some pojnt you answer to someone. It's just a question of how involved they want to be.

If the answer to the second question above is "yes", well, then you're very much in charge. Try to do things the way the last guy did, until you start to feel like you understand why he did things that way. If the answer is "no", though, then all you need to do is be cool and try to anticipate what the boss man wants and get those balls rolling before he asks so you seem like a rockstar and can get shit done in no time flat (but, also, don't over-commit and set a ball rolling you can't stop before he asks for it.)

The details are going to require your constant attention and thoughts both on and off the clock, but the flowchart really only has those two branches from the root on it and every other option after that is just a matter of your best judgement.

[ - ] uvulectomy 1 point 10 hoursMay 19, 2025 23:15:06 ago (+1/-0)

"I've spent my whole career sticking it to The Man. If I take this promotion, I'll BE The Man. I don't wanna be The Man."

[ - ] rhy 1 point 12 hoursMay 19, 2025 21:55:12 ago (+1/-0)

Yep. If you show up. On time. Eventually you'll be in charge.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 12 hoursMay 19, 2025 21:12:26 ago (+1/-0)

Congratulations on your promotion. Assuming you are being compensated accordingly.

Now save enough of your discretionary income to start your own enterprises or investment real estate.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 5 hoursMay 20, 2025 04:31:39 ago (+0/-0)

I feel like I should be old. I’m too young for this. I’m literally the youngest least experienced guy and they put me in charge. My hair should be grey man.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 3 hoursMay 20, 2025 06:59:00 ago (+0/-0)

Last man standing.

[ - ] Breeder 0 points 6 hoursMay 20, 2025 03:07:50 ago (+0/-0)

Only hire White men.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 11 hoursMay 19, 2025 22:59:12 ago (+0/-0)

You are going to take the credit for the glorious fall.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 12 hoursMay 19, 2025 21:18:27 ago (+0/-0)

You'll get efficient in your role, and may find it suits you.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 13 hoursMay 19, 2025 20:23:13 ago (+0/-0)

I just built out an org chart today. Getting promoted and will have 8 direct reports. My salary is doubling. Yeah, lots more headaches but I have already been doing the same job for a while. In a lot of ways, it will be easier.