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Cops are tops
submitted by UncleDoug to Hiddenlol 5 hoursMay 15, 2025 09:16:48 ago (+18/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] registereduser 4 points 5 hoursMay 15, 2025 09:30:46 ago (+4/-0)

This needs to happen many times every day until they are all dead.

[ - ] puremadness 4 points 2 hoursMay 15, 2025 12:33:07 ago (+4/-0)

Doesn't work. Their gang always hunts down and kills the resistors.
IE: the resistance never grows in number, it only gets smaller.

That said, I dont have a moral problem with your idea. It just wont work.

[ + ] RobertJHarsh

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 1 hourMay 15, 2025 13:19:27 ago (+0/-0)

Killing members of their gang, even if one, is a win for the good guys.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 5 hoursMay 15, 2025 09:24:05 ago (+3/-0)

There is a 60% chance you are going to get hurt during a traffic stop and a 5% chance that the cop will.

We need equality in this nation. Either more of them get hurt or less of us. I'm good either way.

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 3 points 2 hoursMay 15, 2025 12:34:13 ago (+3/-0)

There is a 60% chance you are going to get hurt during a traffic stop

OK, fantastic. Now break down those stats by demographics

[ + ] Nosferatjew

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 16 minutesMay 15, 2025 14:46:47 ago (+1/-0)

And while we're at it, let's also define "hurt".

[ + ] VitaminSieg

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 7 minutesMay 15, 2025 14:55:38 ago (+0/-0)

1. Feelings
2. Wallet
3. Schedule
4. Insurance
5. Body

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 3 hoursMay 15, 2025 11:47:22 ago (+2/-0)

In the grand wise words of Tallest_Skil, "None of you are going to do a thing."