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How is the Starship Enterprise similar to toilet paper?

submitted by Anus_Expander to Jokes 9 hoursMay 14, 2025 16:29:52 ago (+4/-0)     (Jokes)

They both circle uranus, and wipe out klingons.


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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 7 hoursMay 14, 2025 18:22:55 ago (+1/-0)

"Theres klingons on the starboard bow starboard bow starboard bow theres klingons on the starboard bow scrape them off jim!"

"We come in peace, shoot to kill shoot to kill shoot to kill, we come in peace shoot to kill shoot to kill, men!"

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 0 points 4 hoursMay 14, 2025 21:34:34 ago (+0/-0)

Idk how you wipe but my toilet paper goes straight in and out like it's supposed to