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Close enough.

submitted by Peleg to Jokes 5 hoursMay 10, 2025 08:45:56 ago (+14/-1)     (Jokes)

Was driving down the road when I saw a dude walking carrying a gas can. He was White so I gave him a ride. Turns out he was a preacher.
So, of course, down the road a ways I see a nigger walking. Now what to do? I want to hit the jig but this preacher is Right Here. So I form a plan. I pretend to doze off and swerve over closer to the coon. I hear a huge BANG! I asked, "OH dear, did I hit that feller!?"
To which the preacher said, "No, you missed it, but you got close enough for me to get it with my gas can!!!"


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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 57 minutesMay 10, 2025 13:18:28 ago (+0/-0)

Pontiac

[ - ] FreeinTX 7 points 5 hoursMay 10, 2025 08:49:19 ago (+7/-0)

* no. But I got him with the door.

[ - ] Peleg [op] 3 points 4 hoursMay 10, 2025 09:31:47 ago (+3/-0)

Yeah, that works as well.

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 2 hoursMay 10, 2025 11:23:37 ago (+0/-0)

i heard the joke this way when i was a boy.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 57 minutesMay 10, 2025 13:18:44 ago (+0/-0)

And?