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I have invented something after sitting on and squashing one of me nuts the other day

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 1 dayMay 5, 2025 12:25:31 ago (+6/-1)     (TellUpgoat)

I call it: The Bra-ll sack sock. Envision, if you will, a cup much like that of a womens bra but a single cup but in this cup are two cage ball holders. and don't even come at me with "hurr derr jock strap" nonsense. Its not the same, fagit. This cups each nut in safety and comfort. It's made from a stretchy material so that it can grow and shrink with your nuts. No matter where ya go you will feel confident in your nut safety.


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[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 1 dayMay 5, 2025 19:12:25 ago (+0/-0)

Is this really a real problem?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 1 dayMay 5, 2025 22:59:33 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, and I'm gonna do something about it. I will save the nuts of the world. Some think the Earth is flat but we cannot suffer flat nuts. No sir.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 dayMay 5, 2025 16:51:49 ago (+0/-0)

link? I am greatly in need, more so every year.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 dayMay 5, 2025 16:06:51 ago (+0/-0)

Enjoy your lowered sperm count and test production. Testicles need to be at a lower than body temperature to function properly.

If you don't know basic shit like this, there are free A&P courses out there, take one. https://oli.cmu.edu/courses/anatomy-physiology-i-ii-v2-academic/

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 1 dayMay 5, 2025 22:58:43 ago (+0/-0)

This is for us older guys so it doesn't matter.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 dayMay 5, 2025 23:01:19 ago (+0/-0)

As an older man your test production matters more than ever you fucking retard.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 1 dayMay 5, 2025 23:02:28 ago (+0/-0)

Then we add the cooling hose. Insert it in your butt and fart when you need to cool the sisters down.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 dayMay 5, 2025 23:06:48 ago (+0/-0)

refers to own testicles as "sisters"

Ok tranny boy.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 1 dayMay 5, 2025 23:08:16 ago (+0/-0)

You seem testy.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 dayMay 5, 2025 23:10:06 ago (+0/-0)

You seem retarded.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 1 dayMay 5, 2025 23:11:33 ago (+0/-0)

Dude, you're nuts

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1 dayMay 5, 2025 15:31:06 ago (+0/-0)

nuts are meant to hang

[ - ] dalai_llama 2 points 1 dayMay 5, 2025 14:43:38 ago (+2/-0)

Hmmm, the concept is good. But what kind of "stretchy material" is going to grow and shrink with your nuts without resulting in a tight constriction of the balls?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 1 dayMay 5, 2025 14:52:21 ago (+2/-0)

Honey Badger skin. When Lions and other predators try and bite a honey badger its skin slips and the bite does not hurt them. THAT technology is what we must develop.

[ - ] doginventer 3 points 1 dayMay 5, 2025 15:30:15 ago (+3/-0)

You could call it, a scrotum.

[ - ] Sleazy 2 points 1 dayMay 5, 2025 16:15:16 ago (+2/-0)

sounds like Shar Pei skin

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 1 dayMay 5, 2025 22:55:38 ago (+0/-0)

Sort of like that, yes. But with nut protectors.

[ - ] doginventer 2 points 1 dayMay 5, 2025 17:11:20 ago (+2/-0)

THAT technology is what we must develop.

I confess I wasn’t taking this discussion seriously, until I came across this:

Lab-Grown T-Rex Leather Handbag Created Using Protein Found in Fossils
https://www.odditycentral.com/news/lab-grown-t-rex-leather-handbag-created-using-protein-found-in-fossils.html

[ - ] jfroybees 2 points 1 dayMay 5, 2025 16:58:01 ago (+2/-0)

Gonna have to have some climate-control on those boys.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 1 dayMay 5, 2025 22:57:55 ago (+1/-0)

We can make an anus insert and the hose goes from there to the nuts and when needed you can fart and cool it down. The air will be cool by the time it reaches the end of the tube.

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 1 dayMay 5, 2025 13:39:27 ago (+4/-0)

Look up sheath underwear. It has a pouch.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 1 dayMay 5, 2025 13:43:47 ago (+2/-0)

Those are actually nice but they don't have a protective nut retainer like mine. You will still squash your nut in Sheath underoos. The technology that I'm developing works much like a honey badgers skin.

[ - ] racerxist 2 points 1 dayMay 5, 2025 13:09:08 ago (+2/-0)

as dr. smith would say,oh the pain,keep thinking ways to help humanity will robinson