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I have invented something after sitting on and squashing one of me nuts the other day

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to TellUpgoat 5 hoursMay 5, 2025 12:25:31 ago (+5/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

I call it: The Bra-ll sack sock. Envision, if you will, a cup much like that of a womens bra but a single cup but in this cup are two cage ball holders. and don't even come at me with "hurr derr jock strap" nonsense. Its not the same, fagit. This cups each nut in safety and comfort. It's made from a stretchy material so that it can grow and shrink with your nuts. No matter where ya go you will feel confident in your nut safety.


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[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 4 hoursMay 5, 2025 13:39:27 ago (+3/-0)

Look up sheath underwear. It has a pouch.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 2 points 4 hoursMay 5, 2025 13:43:47 ago (+2/-0)

Those are actually nice but they don't have a protective nut retainer like mine. You will still squash your nut in Sheath underoos. The technology that I'm developing works much like a honey badgers skin.

[ - ] dalai_llama 2 points 3 hoursMay 5, 2025 14:43:38 ago (+2/-0)

Hmmm, the concept is good. But what kind of "stretchy material" is going to grow and shrink with your nuts without resulting in a tight constriction of the balls?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 1 point 2 hoursMay 5, 2025 14:52:21 ago (+1/-0)

Honey Badger skin. When Lions and other predators try and bite a honey badger its skin slips and the bite does not hurt them. THAT technology is what we must develop.

[ - ] doginventer 0 points 2 hoursMay 5, 2025 15:30:15 ago (+0/-0)

You could call it, a scrotum.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1 hourMay 5, 2025 16:15:16 ago (+0/-0)

sounds like Shar Pei skin

[ - ] doginventer 0 points 32 minutesMay 5, 2025 17:11:20 ago (+0/-0)

THAT technology is what we must develop.

I confess I wasn’t taking this discussion seriously, until I came across this:

Lab-Grown T-Rex Leather Handbag Created Using Protein Found in Fossils
https://www.odditycentral.com/news/lab-grown-t-rex-leather-handbag-created-using-protein-found-in-fossils.html

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 46 minutesMay 5, 2025 16:58:01 ago (+0/-0)

Gonna have to have some climate-control on those boys.

[ - ] racerxist 2 points 4 hoursMay 5, 2025 13:09:08 ago (+2/-0)

as dr. smith would say,oh the pain,keep thinking ways to help humanity will robinson

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 52 minutesMay 5, 2025 16:51:49 ago (+0/-0)

link? I am greatly in need, more so every year.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 hourMay 5, 2025 16:06:51 ago (+0/-0)

Enjoy your lowered sperm count and test production. Testicles need to be at a lower than body temperature to function properly.

If you don't know basic shit like this, there are free A&P courses out there, take one. https://oli.cmu.edu/courses/anatomy-physiology-i-ii-v2-academic/

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 2 hoursMay 5, 2025 15:31:06 ago (+0/-0)

nuts are meant to hang