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Pulse check @con77

submitted by bobdole9 to MissingGoats 11 hoursApr 30, 2025 08:17:24 ago (+11/-0)     (MissingGoats)

I know he wanted to go paddleboarding...hope he didn't end up as food.


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 7 points 8 hoursApr 30, 2025 11:11:45 ago (+7/-0)

He's probably holed up with a big fat girl somewhere

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 57 minutesApr 30, 2025 19:12:08 ago (+0/-0)

^^^ This is the answer.

BEEG.

[ - ] racerxist 3 points 11 hoursApr 30, 2025 08:51:08 ago (+3/-0)

the ol seadog better have his waterproof gat with,snakes and gators ya know.

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 5 hoursApr 30, 2025 14:55:51 ago (+2/-0)

@con77 Trump needs your signs!

grin

E: And sorry for arresting you. The anti-Israel shit had to stop. No big deal.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 7 hoursApr 30, 2025 12:56:01 ago (+2/-0)

He may have gone bowling.

[ - ] Trope 1 point 1 hourApr 30, 2025 18:15:10 ago (+1/-0)

Con never said much about his diet or if he smoked. I would guess pulmonary embolism resulting from calcification of the arterial walls due to insufficient magnesium supplementation.

Can happen to any one of us. It’s not in the food supply or soil, my dudes. Supplement.

[ - ] bobdole9 [op] 0 points 1 hourApr 30, 2025 18:44:47 ago (+0/-0)

magnesium supplementation

Any brands or products you'd recommend?

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 7 hoursApr 30, 2025 13:03:26 ago (+1/-0)

probably just on vacation away from all tech

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 7 hoursApr 30, 2025 12:26:46 ago (+1/-0)

He might be busy working OT to buy groceries.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 1 hourApr 30, 2025 18:10:30 ago (+0/-0)

Hopefully he took all lame boomer memes to the grave with him.