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There are people out there who are going to vote for this thing

submitted by dulcima to Australia 1 weekApr 16, 2025 07:06:06 ago (+25/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/bn8vh4.mp4



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[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 1 weekApr 16, 2025 19:52:38 ago (+0/-0)

Never bothered to register to vote. Anyone that genuinely believes they are making a difference by voting is retarded in my books. Even if you think that small changes can be made on the local council level, its jews all the way. They will be all about their abo's, immigrants and fucking over the average White family.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1 weekApr 16, 2025 16:13:49 ago (+0/-0)

Clown World: It wins in a land slide victory.
Plot Twist: It rips off the mask and reveals itself to be literally Hitler.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 weekApr 16, 2025 15:46:04 ago (+0/-0)

Dunno if youve seen the signs for 'Naomi Oakley'

Yeah ex boss. Used to be a cop. Started a security firm that was meant to be softer than hurrdurr mans... had zero female employees.

[ - ] dulcima [op] 0 points 1 weekApr 16, 2025 17:27:54 ago (+0/-0)

No, haven't I'm afraid.

Last election my electorate only had four candidates (including Greens) but we've got a better selection this time round including Libertarian, Family First, and One Nation. We've even got a Trumpets of Patriots in there, lol.

Each of those are going ahead of LNP, Greens, and Labor.

Voting People First in the Senate.

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 1 weekApr 16, 2025 14:32:40 ago (+0/-0)

Not if he gets lost in the outback.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1 weekApr 16, 2025 16:19:14 ago (+0/-0)

Is it possible to get lost in the outback?
It can't be that hard.
The Australian Aboriginees figured it out.

[ - ] dulcima [op] 0 points 1 weekApr 16, 2025 17:19:40 ago (+0/-0)

People like that never venture into the Outback.

Greens are firmly city based. They scream about Aboriginals and the environment but know nothing about either.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 1 weekApr 16, 2025 13:57:06 ago (+0/-0)

That idiot sure has one helluva "punchable" face.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 1 weekApr 16, 2025 12:42:29 ago (+0/-0)

It's ironic that only the craziest looking weirdest looking people are actually arguing for the common sense things like cheaper food prices and housing which frankly should be a Republican or conservative value and somehow that is been seeded over to purple haired weirdos and if somebody does vote for them that's why they'll be voting for them.

Maybe it would be good if there were a couple of non-purple hair non weirdos who are out there who are actually saying cheaper food and housing is an important part of living in any society then the weirdos might not get voted in with the rest of their agenda which is going to be raping your babies or destroying them sexually or whatever else fucking weird shit they're going to have.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1 weekApr 16, 2025 15:48:18 ago (+1/-0)

Theyre not fucking advocating for cheaper anything.

Theyrw voting for 'free' for 'themselves' for doing absolutely nothing, while straight white people get taxed out of existance to pay for their 'free' shit.

Oh and if this faggot is being 'allowed' to run? Yeah already under control. Inb4 already convicted for grooming.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 weekApr 16, 2025 11:08:20 ago (+0/-0)

"I am a young person"

So is that another form of muh idnetity, but all the others are to lame and dont gnerate enough attenion I never got from my parents?

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 1 point 1 weekApr 16, 2025 11:07:25 ago (+1/-0)

We need to bring back bullying dictators and or kings...

Democracy is 3 wolves and a sheep voting what's got dinner... give the sheep a gun at least

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 1 weekApr 16, 2025 11:09:33 ago (+0/-0)

No, and seeing the sheep being riped appart by teeth all other sheep are now requiored to remove theirs.

[ - ] fnbs 0 points 1 weekApr 16, 2025 11:06:08 ago (+0/-0)

Close to half the country would vote for that

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 7 points 1 weekApr 16, 2025 09:40:26 ago (+7/-0)

I always like it how people with low effort no skill jobs demand that a fair living wage be paid. They want equality......unless that means they have to do something harder than pour a cup of coffee.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 2 points 1 weekApr 16, 2025 08:55:07 ago (+2/-0)

Why is it always purple? Why do these dipshits always think, "What's the wackiest color I can dye my hair? I know! Purple!" We all know that's the motivation ("look at me I'm so different and special!"-ism), but are they just that retardedly oblivious that they don't notice every other person with that affliction chooses the same color?

Almost like it's not a choice but a compulsion that arises from the disorder.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 1 weekApr 16, 2025 16:34:58 ago (+3/-0)

Their buttworms chose that colour.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 0 points 1 weekApr 17, 2025 08:16:08 ago (+0/-0)

If we lived in a proper society the purple hairs would be in looney bins where they could be studied and the source of their disorder rooted out.

I swear the more I think about these "Nazi" guys the more I see their point on a lot of things.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 1 weekApr 16, 2025 08:22:37 ago (+1/-0)

Id vote just for the lols.

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 1 weekApr 16, 2025 10:13:02 ago (+0/-0)

Accelerationism!

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 3 points 1 weekApr 16, 2025 08:13:00 ago (+3/-0)

Seeing that kid makes me want to crush who molested him

[ - ] Master_Foo -3 points 1 weekApr 16, 2025 16:15:25 ago (+0/-3)

Stop the molestation forever.
Crush them both.

Heil Odin! o/

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 1 weekApr 16, 2025 07:28:08 ago (+5/-0)

The @iFindRetards watermark makes this clip tolerable.

[ - ] UncleDoug 4 points 1 weekApr 16, 2025 07:20:34 ago (+4/-0)

Remember to assault a greens candidate on polling day.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1 weekApr 16, 2025 07:28:42 ago (+3/-0)

The "Teals" seem equally assaultable.