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A man walks into a bar and sits down near the bartender. He says
"I'd like a rum and coke, please."
The bartender reaches under the counter and pulls out an apple. The man is visibly confused but the bartender convinces him to take a bite. He does and says
"Oh my god, that tastes just like coca cola!"
"Now, turn it around and try the other side"
"That's rum! Amazing!"

Just then, another patron walks in. He says to the bartender
"I'll have a gin and tonic"
The bartender hands him an apple, and again, convinces him to take a bite.
"Wow, that tastes like gin."
"Alright, now turn it around."
"Tonic water! That's incredible!"

After a few minutes, a third guy walks into the bar. Before he can order, the other two guys tell him about the bartender's apples.
"You gotta try these apples. Whatever you want, he's got an apple for it."
He thinks for a minute and says
"Ok, you know what? Give me one that tastes like pussy."

The bartender reaches under the counter, feels around for a few seconds, then produces an apple and gives it to him.
He takes a bite and immediately spits it out. He gags a few times then collects himself.
"That's the worst thing I've ever tasted!"
The bartender says,
"Now, turn it around."