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Fuck You Voat; Now I See It Everywhere

submitted by GrayDragon to Jews 2 monthsApr 15, 2025 04:23:54 ago (+22/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/klnqgl.jpg

sigh


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[ - ] oyveyo 15 points 2 monthsApr 15, 2025 04:44:59 ago (+15/-0)

An Easter Island head?

[ - ] GrayDragon [op] 5 points 2 monthsApr 15, 2025 05:57:28 ago (+5/-0)

Okay, I can see that.

[ - ] Eliack 11 points 2 monthsApr 15, 2025 05:20:11 ago (+11/-0)

Posting this on 4chan, those guys will locate you in no time.

[ - ] oyveyo 19 points 2 monthsApr 15, 2025 05:41:50 ago (+19/-0)*

See that batch code printed on the bottom of that toilet paper? It cross-references to a shipment sent to Philly.

The tissue boxes are not labelled for individual sale (lack of UPC codes), meaning they were bought in bulk, for commercial use.

The wall construction and exposed vertical wire (RG58 coaxial cable) indicates that this is a basement in a residential area.

That's not a table the supplies are on; if you look closely you see it's a metal enclosure with a plastic face. Given the color scheme and dimensions that is a 2017 Kenmore microwave oven model SS1720U.

The light source in the room is an LED fixture suspended from the ceiling (color temperature, angle of shadows)

So by examining sales of microwaves, light bulbs, toilet paper, and theft of office supplies and indexing against traffic survaillence from the 734 nodes in Philly, we find that the address of this place is 42 Silver Lane, Philadelphia, PA

By the way, you should not stack highly flammable items on top of a microwave oven. If you were to accidentally put metal inside it could form a plasma ball and result in catastrophe.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 6 points 2 monthsApr 15, 2025 08:21:53 ago (+6/-0)

Dafinetely dafinitely rain man.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 2 monthsApr 15, 2025 10:11:50 ago (+1/-0)

🤣

[ - ] AlexanderMorose13 1 point 2 monthsApr 15, 2025 10:44:12 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking A. Goats are all powerful!

[ - ] paul_neri 6 points 2 monthsApr 15, 2025 05:28:16 ago (+6/-0)

Yes it's called toilet paper.You must stop using newspaper to wipe your rear end and try it.I'm sure you'll feel the difference.

[ - ] mikenigger 5 points 2 monthsApr 15, 2025 08:11:52 ago (+5/-0)

you're mocking Conspirologist with all that toilet paper, all he's got is his left hand and his shitting street

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 5 points 2 monthsApr 15, 2025 07:31:10 ago (+5/-0)

the nose is too small

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 4 points 2 monthsApr 15, 2025 07:21:38 ago (+4/-0)

I see the side view of a naked fat girl in the shadow.
Damn you, Rorschach.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 2 monthsApr 15, 2025 08:06:53 ago (+2/-0)

Wow, that's perfect. I see her arm reaching up and to the side as if she's adjusting her hair.

I just noticed it was posted to v/Jews, but I'm not seeing it. Only the naked fat girl.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 2 monthsApr 15, 2025 04:41:56 ago (+3/-0)

Wipe your ass then your tears and get back to work and quit your whining!

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 1 monthApr 16, 2025 20:35:09 ago (+0/-0)

The Easter Bunny?

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 2 monthsApr 15, 2025 05:31:51 ago (+1/-0)

Sad Pepe?

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 2 monthsApr 15, 2025 04:43:12 ago (+1/-0)

*Grays wall without CGI overlay

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 0 points 2 monthsApr 15, 2025 13:18:52 ago (+0/-0)

I don't see anything and I'm the most hardcore schizo on this site.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2 monthsApr 15, 2025 12:45:15 ago (+0/-0)

A Gnome shadow?

[ - ] LookFat 0 points 2 monthsApr 15, 2025 08:47:54 ago (+0/-0)

Toilet paper?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 2 monthsApr 15, 2025 05:00:09 ago (+0/-0)

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