the man was in his backyard with his back to the bird when the cassowary approached him and kicked him in the back of the leg - Upgoat

the man was in his backyard with his back to the bird when the cassowary approached him and kicked him in the back of the leg
submitted by paul_neri to Australia 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 03:35:27 ago (+2/-1) (www.news.com.au)
https://www.news.com.au/technology/science/animals/man-in-his-70s-hospitalised-following-cassowary-attack-in-backyard/news-story/16607613e0bdd2f369b0f1382afaa32c

[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 0 points 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 06:46:40 ago (+0/-0)

Please be Neri, please be Neri!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 09:21:48 ago (+0/-0)

Imagine a bigass bird kickin Queeri in the face..

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 10:12:44 ago (+1/-0)

You know how to win against these, right? You grab that MF by the neck like you're in a rope pulling contest and go into a psycho alligator death roll.

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[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 18:15:23 ago (+0/-0)

Be your death roll, dude!

[ - ] dulcima 3 points 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 04:59:38 ago (+3/-0)

He was lucky that devil bird didn't cut his femoral artery.

[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 4 weeksApr 1, 2025 07:17:02 ago (+3/-0)

“Cassowaries have been known to become aggressive when approaching people for food but not receiving any.”

They're like the niggers of the bird kingdom.

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