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A man tries to squeeze into some pants, complaining they’re a tight fit. His friend jokes, “So is my daughter.”

submitted by YourSJWNightmare to Jokes 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 15:11:33 ago (+0/-8)     (Jokes)

The man puts on the pants and says, “Phil, I know. I already plow your daughter every Tuesday!”


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 2 monthsMar 25, 2025 22:59:13 ago (+3/-0)

bob saget, is that you?

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 2 monthsMar 26, 2025 10:55:24 ago (+1/-0)

An adult male would never be in a situation where they were changing pants near other adult males, and the commenting on the tightness of daughter vagina is not something one is likely to tolerate without violence.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 2 monthsApr 4, 2025 08:36:30 ago (+0/-0)

Cock jockeys do obviously