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I bet being old sucks.

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 18:53:42 ago (+5/-6)     (whatever)

I’m not even old yet. I can feel it. Your dumbass brain is like hey this is fun why don’t we make this shit run at x10 oh this sucks? Let’s do .2 speed. Then your friend dies in a fire and you wanna call them but you can’t. That’s life I guess. Why? Why is nature so fucking gay all
The time. Humans are better than nature better than god. We got kinks to work out but we’ll solve the misery problem. Faggot ass god couldn’t pull it off but we will.


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[ - ] Lost_coast 0 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 18:59:54 ago (+1/-1)

Your parents hit you a lot didn't they.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 4 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 19:33:47 ago (+4/-0)

Hit me up with sweet Boomer privilege, Chevy Station Wagons with the way in the back seats. Gas was crazy high at 68 cents a gallon , and filling that Station wagon with groceries damn near 80 dollars.

I slaved 2 summers to buy that 69 Camaro with the 327 4barrel , and it needed some work.

Rough I tell ya

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 4 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 20:49:59 ago (+4/-0)

I spent $500 on my first car, '69 firebird. Started out as a 350 2bbl. Never enjoyed a car so much. I have a friend who had your car. The arguments we've had! 🤣

[ - ] ProudRebel 3 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 20:33:27 ago (+3/-0)

My new favorite read on here. Well put. I got way better than I deserved. Have a great weekend my friend.

[ - ] Lost_coast 2 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 19:37:30 ago (+2/-0)

That sounds absolutely awesome

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 21:41:57 ago (+2/-0)

Dude! YOU could afford a 327 cid? I had a '66 Chevy P/U w/a 283c.i.d.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 07:08:47 ago (+2/-0)

My buddy had a 64 Impala with a 283, that car was fun , sweet little motor

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 07:10:20 ago (+2/-0)

Camaro had aTurbo 400 tranny, 12in posi
It was such a blast !
3 wrenches a couple screwdrivers , you could fix just about anything on it

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 22:52:56 ago (+2/-0)

1970 & 1/2 Z-28, bored out 40 over, 3/4 race cam, and all the rest. Dark gray with black racing stripes. Bride was making him sell it, I gave him $3K. It was a racer. Amazing I didn't die.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 3 points 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 07:37:37 ago (+3/-0)

My brother had a 70 AMX ,390,4spd.
Had it 3 weeks before he wrapped it around a tree, the dumbass. He walked away unscathed.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 19:06:34 ago (+0/-0)

"It takes too long to become young."

Think bout it, boy.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 19:16:34 ago (+1/-1)

I was sitting here missing my friend and you old retards and attacked me

[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 3 monthsFeb 23, 2025 02:33:39 ago (+0/-0)

Losing those you're close to sucks.

Why is there death? Immortal populations are unable to adapt and get wiped out completely.

Youth suffer from lack of experience, and are often held back by fear.

[ - ] glooper 1 point 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 19:00:56 ago (+2/-1)

"youth is wasted on the youth..."

-some old asshole from long ago.

[ - ] xmasskull 4 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 19:02:08 ago (+4/-0)

Youth is wasted on the young. ftfy

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 20:46:00 ago (+1/-0)

Beat me to it!

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 21:39:28 ago (+0/-0)

Now I can't remember who said/wrote this.?? It's Hell getting old!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 19:41:11 ago (+1/-0)

You gotta get back into the program again dude. Do it for me. Shit, do it for you.

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 20:27:28 ago (+1/-0)

What do you consider old?

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 4 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 20:52:04 ago (+4/-0)

When the girls who used to hit on you don't notice you anymore other than to be friendly.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 21:44:33 ago (+2/-0)

....or in my case, "hurriedly" run away!!

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 1 point 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 20:21:44 ago (+1/-0)

No dude you're not THAT old! Another; "when you dread waking up because you know you've got one less day"

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 22:46:35 ago (+2/-0)

People 10 years older than me.

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 01:15:19 ago (+1/-0)

This is the rule. Yes.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 21:41:25 ago (+1/-0)

If you are getting older without getting wiser, then don't bother.

You don't have to run shit a x10 speed. Do it half speed, and do it to perfection with all of the knowledge you have gained over time.

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 21:42:54 ago (+1/-0)

Damn good advice!

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 3 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 19:05:52 ago (+3/-0)

I am 53. Yes. Getting old sucks. But it sucks worse if you are in bad shape. Lift. It makes getting old more tolerable.

[ - ] dalai_llama 4 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 20:24:53 ago (+4/-0)

Being old is awesome. You can barely remember why you hate everyone so much and most of the people that pissed you off are already dead so you just let things go, just like how you just let go of your bowels and go full incontinent. It's very liberating to shit yourself in public.

[ - ] ProudRebel 4 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 20:27:52 ago (+4/-0)

My dear Mother used to say "dying is easy, it's getting there that's the hard part". When you start losing your health and abilities to do life, yea that completely sucks. I'm 64. I miss my youthful abilities but I love having lots of experience in life that I use for day to day fuckery. I find old age and experience especially valuable in relationships. I love having good friends and also sending my future enemies down in flames before we even get started.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 19:03:25 ago (+6/-0)

I wouldn't be too uppity about it if I were you. One day before you know it you will wake up and have gray hair and be old and wonder where the fuck it went.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 6 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 19:28:53 ago (+6/-0)

I'm old ,in shape for an old guy,better than most 40yr olds anyway, don't like being poor but I'm used to it . Doing OK now but that really don't mean shit. One good thing, you genuinely start to not give a fuck.

Mortality is no longer an abstract concept, and that does bring a bit of clarity

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2025 20:44:05 ago (+0/-0)

Can you expand on that sentence about morality?

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 3 monthsFeb 22, 2025 07:26:14 ago (+1/-0)

Mortality.
You know death is coming for you, not like when you're in your20sor 30's where you know you will die one day ,but it's probably a long way off. You know death is stalking you.

Makes things clearer. I have less tolerance for bullshit. I value time much more. I think about what kind of death I would like to have. I don't have regrets,but I'm honest with myself, and see where I fucked up at points in my life.

In some ways I'm more charitable with people, I understand everyone is just a fallible, imperfect human being ,like myself,but I am more apt to be honest with those I care about if I see them engaging in destructive or bad behavior.

I value things like sun rises, raptors soaring, the stars and moon on a clear night more than money or gadgets.
I realize how small I am and how great God is.
I live each day thankful for God letting me see his beautiful creation one more time !